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[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 21 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, but they're all Christopher Lee. That should only count as one.

[-] Klear@quokk.au 14 points 2 weeks ago

Whatever, Gimli

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

I bet between ao3 and r34 there's more Draculas than you can shake a dick at

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

You gotta listen for the "ah ah ah ah" to know he's done Counting, duh.

[-] daychilde@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I was telling my friend that the vampire from Sesame Street was my favorite vampire. They said, "I don't think he counts." and I replied, "He most assuredly does."

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] daychilde@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

(I wrote it as mine, but full disclosure: It's a joke out there that I absolutely stole, but I don't want anyone to think I wrote it)

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Dracula and Sherlock Holmes are the two most-used characters in fiction (I forget which one of them is in the first place). Which is impressive, considering they had only like hundred and fifty years run so far, compared to Jesus' two thousand years and his papa's quite a bit more over that

Anyway, that person has plenty of work ahead of them.

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