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[-] daychilde@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I was telling my friend that the vampire from Sesame Street was my favorite vampire. They said, "I don't think he counts." and I replied, "He most assuredly does."

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] daychilde@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

(I wrote it as mine, but full disclosure: It's a joke out there that I absolutely stole, but I don't want anyone to think I wrote it)

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