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To Bean or not to Bean, that is the Beanis
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How can you claim to love beanis if you eat them? CANNIBALISM
You are what you EAT! Yep, so full of beans!
Beanz
Surely you mean cannibeanism
Whether 'tis nobler in the Bean to suffer
The Beanlessness of outrageous misfortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of liberals,
And by opposing snuffemout? To cry: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we lay in bed thinking about Beanis
The heart-ache and the thousand unnatural shocks
That flesh is hairy too, 'tis a communism!
Devoutly to be. Inevitable. To cry, to eep;
To eep: perchance to honk-shoo:
ay, there's the rub right there, yeaah. like that-
this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2026
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