For a hot minute I thought "So this is how I find out", but after checking a couple news sites it looks like we're still waiting.

It's sort of like a cancer patient having a tumor removed. There's still a long road ahead to recovery, and plenty of opportunities for new tumors to replace it.

So I'm going to breathe a sigh of relief, take a few moments to enjoy the reduced weight of the world, and then prepare for the next steps.

I won't celebrate. Not because I'm not pleased, but because the fight is not over, and unfortunately, many who "woke up" to fascism thanks to Trump will happily go right back to sleep and stop voting and stop caring, which helps the fascist Republicans continue to attack our democracy.

Trump is evil, but it's not like he's the only evil man in a sea of reason; Republicans are fascists and in many ways (i.e. sans dementia) as bad or worse.

Also, depending on how he dies, his cult will absolutely go bug-fucking bonkers, making him into a martyr, or maybe it'll spark violence. It is unlikely to end well.

I’ve seen people say they’re going to pull their Christmas lights back out; that would be pretty…

I plan to book/get a tattoo that reads "I outlived the clown" under a cute clown face. I'm a circus performer so it'll be a fun talking point

Edit: sorry for being an asshole

I wont celebrate until I see a successful revolution abolish capitalism

I live in portland so I imagine the bars here will have drink specials, parks will be filled with celebrating stoners, etc.

Probably we'll walk to the nearest clump of bars and join the celebration.

I've fantasized about which meme to post countless times

I've said for awhile that I refuse to wish for the death of anyone. Just bad Karma there.

BUT, I never said I wouldn't celebrate the death of a bad person. So I'm ordering a bad person's recent quote about another person's death to be printed on a T-shirt I will only wear twice: on the day the bad person dies, and on the day of that person's funeral.

...

I may wear it subsequent times on the bad person's birthday.

We're going to be waiting a while.
When we see him coming out with sunglasses, and perched up between two guys who are suspiciously close to him, only then can we estimate the time down to a couple of hours (depending on how many ads for Goya beans there are).

??

Good foods, good sex, good sleep.

A long time ago i bought the cheapest bottle of sparking wine i could, my friends know i have it too - when it happens - well meet and open the bottle, cheer and weep, and prepare for whatever happens next

Not a thing. I won't do a single thing differently other than a sigh of relief. Then I'll get back on with my day.

He wants nothing more than to be remembered. To be the center of attention.

I won't give them any more power over my life than they have already stolen.

Celebrate what?

celebrate what?

Celebrate years later maybe after the repairs are showing results.

But a toast nevertheless.

Alcohol, music.

Judging by the size of the no kings protests, I expect there will be literal celebrations in the streets like at the end of Return of the Jedi

I have a bottle of champagne earmarked for him, Netanyahu, a US destroyer or capital ship, or maybe a B2 bomber.

Usually, I spend $40 in a buffet, annihilate all their snowcrabs, then spend an hour next day on to toilet until my leg is so numb that I can barely stand.

Do I care? No, because I have made it: I make more than minimum wage now.

Maybe much the same as when we last had a general election in the UK.

Celebrate what?