Champagne? Opening the front and back doors to let the old air out and new air in? Will the new air really be any better?

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[–] [S] 94 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

Guy goes to the news stand every morning, looks at the stack, grumbles, and walks away. One day the seller asks him what he's looking for.

"An obituary."

"Obituaries are at the back, not on the front page."

"The one I'm looking for will be."

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Supposedly from Russia or at least a USSR country. Makes sense.

    I think we can officially borrow it now in the US…

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