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[–] 35 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Hydro homies leaking into the fediverse?

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 32 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    You can't overthrow capitalism if you are dehydrated. Trust me, I've tried.

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    [–] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Me laying in hospital with dehydration currently: well, fuck you

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    The problem is I am so tired of pissing, too much piss, I want to piss less.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Ur saying H2O? I'll have H2O, too

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Few weeks ago I got a nasty norovirus and once it passed I started drinking water again, but I swear no amount of water I’ve drank since then seems to be enough. I still feel dehydrated.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    i would wager you're missing electrolytes. that's what it is when i feel that way. i will grab some gatorade or other sports drink (get the one with sugar unless you have diabetes), mix it with an equal part water because deer gods it is too sugary, then add a one-fingered pinch (something like a quarter teaspoon, but it doesn't have to be precise) of table salt. not enough to make it taste salty. more salt than it already has. i drink that when i'm dehydrated. it's the about the right salinity to absorb fast, and the sports drink bullshit makes it not taste horrible.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    True.

    If I drank enough water, I would die from water overdose, and then I wouldn't have any of these problems anymore.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    🤲 Uh... whatever you say, boss.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    Hey, beer is mostly water!

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Humans are also mostly water.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Beer tastes better than humans though

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    So if I drink more water, MAGA will go away?

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