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[-] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 month ago

Hydro homies leaking into the fediverse?

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

They diffuse into everywhere I swear

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago
[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Not flushing just to show off. Yeah bo¡!

[-] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

If you can tell there's piss in the bowl you're not drinking enough

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Gotta flex on em somehow.

[-] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago

You can't overthrow capitalism if you are dehydrated. Trust me, I've tried.

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 month ago
[-] dumbass@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago

Me laying in hospital with dehydration currently: well, fuck you

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

S'all good mate, you are right!

[-] Aeri@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

The problem is I am so tired of pissing, too much piss, I want to piss less.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Diabetes will do that to ya.

[-] Aeri@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Or just drinking a lot of water

[-] eletes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Pinch of salt, not enough to overwhelm the taste but also enough to help retain some water.

Idk how much it'd affect blood pressure if it's only a little bit

Ur saying H2O? I'll have H2O, too

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Few weeks ago I got a nasty norovirus and once it passed I started drinking water again, but I swear no amount of water I’ve drank since then seems to be enough. I still feel dehydrated.

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Whoa. Same thing happened to me, except the noro was last week for me.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

i would wager you're missing electrolytes. that's what it is when i feel that way. i will grab some gatorade or other sports drink (get the one with sugar unless you have diabetes), mix it with an equal part water because deer gods it is too sugary, then add a one-fingered pinch (something like a quarter teaspoon, but it doesn't have to be precise) of table salt. not enough to make it taste salty. more salt than it already has. i drink that when i'm dehydrated. it's the about the right salinity to absorb fast, and the sports drink bullshit makes it not taste horrible.

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

This sounds pretty damn reasonable and I’m gonna try that today.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

True.

If I drank enough water, I would die from water overdose, and then I wouldn't have any of these problems anymore.

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

You might even win a Nintendo Wii.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 month ago

🤲 Uh... whatever you say, boss.

[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

Hey, beer is mostly water!

[-] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Humans are also mostly water.

[-] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago
[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna bite you

[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

Beer tastes better than humans though

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

Agree to disagree.

Beer actually tastes pretty bad, IMO. Long Pork, though, is quite good if prepared properly.

[-] ramasses@social.ozymandias.club 3 points 1 month ago

Humans taste better than beer, tastes like chicken

/s

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Trump is mostly hot air

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago
[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

I've never been so offended in my entire life

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

So if I drink more water, MAGA will go away?

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