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I need a club banger about beans for a DJ set
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beantraxxx - stinky supernova (legume edit)
If you're not shuffling to Rock The Bean Beanix Remix by Beanis then I'm really not sure you can call yourself a music enjoyer.
"Bean Song" by aweminus
"Flooded" by von Südenfed
"piss" by David Shrigley on repeat for 20 minutes
"the whore of babylon" by pan sonic to end it
Tracks about pissing and shitting yourself at the club are also welcome. I have a vision.
Imma bring you some bean soup and we can produce the track.
Frank Zappa's got a bunch of bean songs. I don't know about BPM, but there's Mr. Green Genes, by Frank Zappa (okay, definitely too slow, but you can lurch to it, if not dance). There's also Jellybean Etiquette and Baked Bean Boogie.
Heinz Baked Beans, by The Who, for your ad break.
Heavy Balloon, by Fiona Apple
While searching my library for bean music I found a free jazz track called "An Old Woman Is Shelling Beans Inside Her Privy Parts. It Sounds 'Like The Deep Croaking Of A Frog' ". Derek Bailey on guitar. Han Bennink on drums, oboe, gachi, conch.
Han Bennik on drums? Killer drummer, and Bennik is basically Beanis if you squint a little bit. Put some airhorn sound fx over it and gaslight the crowd into moving.
"Bennink," I believe, is Dutch for "ate bean, am farting." Makes sense that he's such a magnificent percussionist.
I found YouTube links in your comment. Here are links to the same videos on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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playboi carti - lean 4 real
One of my faves is Paradise Bean Bowl [radio edit] by Jurgler Canly
红豆 - 王菲
Red bean by faye wong
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