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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 13 points 13 hours ago
[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 16 points 15 hours ago

once again, whenever the revolution happens, the lemmy users are to be reeducated first

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 13 points 14 hours ago

First they came for the posters...

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 34 points 18 hours ago

By far the biggest challenge for Germans will be to understand that in order to decouple from the USA, it is not enough to simply stop buying their stuff. You have to stop unconditionally believing what American persons and institutions claim, and this especially applies to claims of the past.

Because how can you be truly free from your old master when they can still control your thoughts through past lies? But Germans, by and large, aren't even cognizant of the origin of their beliefs. They hold their assertions true to their hearts like immutable laws of nature, imprinted on them since childhood. To them, these claims about China, about North Korea, about Iran and Russia, might as well be the word of god. Unshakeable axioms.

And as long as this remains the case, they will never truly be free.

[-] bunnossin@hexbear.net 29 points 18 hours ago

germany-cool germany-cool germany-cool the DDR was the only legitimate German state

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 20 points 18 hours ago

Decouple from ze USA??? Zen whai are we learning ze englisch wort für "Anschluss"!

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 34 points 19 hours ago
[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 45 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Can't wait to read what that FreePress^TM^ said about the Gaza genocide all these years

[-] cisco@hexbear.net 13 points 14 hours ago

The Free Press said Germans are experts in genocide, so you can’t criticize Israel

[-] Twongo@lemmy.ml 31 points 19 hours ago

welcher genozid? du antisemit! /s

[-] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 18 hours ago

Germany was “united” in the wrong way. We must split it and then unite it back in the right way.

Maybe add Austria, Switzerland, Luxembourg, and Liechtenstein in too while we are on it.

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 22 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Maybe add Austria, Switzerland, Luxembourg, and Liechtenstein in too while we are on it.

dean-sussy Hexbear... H... hank-realization Habsburg.
dean-frown You almost got away with it

[-] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 4 points 13 hours ago

A little Netherlands and Poland too while we’re at it

[-] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 12 hours ago

Why not add Alsace-Lorraine too?

[-] Twongo@lemmy.ml 31 points 19 hours ago

mhm the smugness of a regular tagesschau reader. i love how germans scream 'propaganda' while being hardliners when it comes to state santioned opinions.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 27 points 19 hours ago

"crude links" and "pseudo-lessons" data-laughing

ah truly they make the liberals more fun in germany-cool

[-] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 12 points 16 hours ago

How dare you ask me to read?!

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 67 points 23 hours ago

There's a famous Reagan joke:

"Two men, an American and a Russian were arguing. One said, in my country I can go to the white house walk to the president's office and pound the desk and say "Mr president! I don't like how you're running things in this country!" The Russian said "I can do that too!"

"Really?"

"Yes! I can go to the Kremlin, walk into the general secretary's office and pound the desk and say, Mr. secretary, I don't like how Reagan is running his country!"

This lemmitor did the joke completely unironically with Germany's "free press" being able to attack Germany's opponents.

[-] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 55 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

There's also that joke where the Soviet Russian commends the westerner for being superior at propaganda, and the westerner says "But we don't have any propaganda?"

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 48 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

A CIA agent and a KGB agent are having a drink together, the CIA agent says, 'Soviet propaganda is so blatant and obvious, I don't know how it works for you guys.'

The KGB agent says, 'You're right, we're looking to make new propaganda that's more subtle. Like your American propaganda.'

The CIA agent says, 'What propaganda?'

[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 45 points 22 hours ago

If the mark of a free press is its willingness to say bad things about the state's enemies, then every country that ever existed has had a free press.

[-] fannin@hexbear.net 60 points 23 hours ago

Imagine being this far up your own ass. Bet that free press breathlessly reported on saddam’s nukes too.

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 41 points 22 hours ago

that press was so far up the US state dept ass that you had german reporters on german television "reporting" in german about "iraqi" this or that and not the actual german word "irakische"/"iraker".

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 21 points 22 hours ago
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[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 25 points 20 hours ago

Oh shit lmao that makes Dune feel even MORE on the nose: Arrakis = Iraker/Irakis

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 20 points 21 hours ago
[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 26 points 23 hours ago

It's like they wrote it for us

[-] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 28 points 20 hours ago

Please tell me someone grilled them about Palestine

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 20 points 20 hours ago

Click Lonk and you can go look

[-] Flaps@hexbear.net 17 points 20 hours ago
[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 13 points 20 hours ago

In comments here lonk is there, looks like green guy, got sword, pretty hat

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 12 points 20 hours ago

you didn't include a link....

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 14 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Sorry, it's in the comments hidden as a green guy with a sword. I'll add it to the description. I kept it out originally because I just wanted us to point and laugh, not create a massive dogpile. But I won't deprive the people of its wants

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 13 points 20 hours ago

Ah thank you, I added my own dunk on this dipshit.

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[-] DasRav@hexbear.net 27 points 21 hours ago

The mind wants to stay in the cave and watch the shadows on the wall, for it is all it knows and has ever seen.

[-] Elysia@hexbear.net 37 points 23 hours ago

I have yet to see the free press here report about Germany currently being accused of facilitating genocide at the Court of International Justice. Downplaying Germany's transgressions strongly smacks of German propaganda.

[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 33 points 23 hours ago

The smug aura mocks but I can't stop laughing.

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 20 points 23 hours ago

We really need a jokerfied no-mouth-must-scream

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[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 36 points 23 hours ago

And they say Germans have no humor

[-] hyperpoopsucks@hexbear.net 33 points 23 hours ago

The saxon prince elector of the 30 years war was mostly famous for drinking himself into unsciousness in a badly-lit cavernous hall while a brass band was playing the stuff Germans mistake for music. He was nicknamed Beer John (Bierjörg). His father was John Sausage (Hanswurst). He was considered the rule, rather than the exception.

It is safe to say that Germans have only gotten worse since than.

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 22 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

It is safe to say that Germans have only gotten worse since than.

You described the two raddest dudes possible, it can only go downhill from there

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[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 28 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

It's true, Chinese media conglomerates can only dream of the freedom we enjoy here in the west of being able to publish warmongering propaganda whenever we want.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 22 points 23 hours ago
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[-] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 15 points 22 hours ago

"You're just not a free thinker like me"

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