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[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 157 points 1 month ago

Seems like like this could be rephrased as: people driven into prostitution to avoid starvation.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 46 points 1 month ago

The way it's phrased is that they added an additional payment method, not that people are turning to prostitution to eat.

Could just be that food is all the Johns have to pay with.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 22 points 4 weeks ago

I imagine it's as follows:

  1. Like in almost any society, Zimbabwe has some sex workers
  2. Whole country started to see food shortage/a famine/third party takeover of farmland,
  3. So prostitutes want to be paid directly in crops either because of a recent food scarcity development / because they're... Starting their own farms! Yippee!
[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 9 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe they’re radical anti-capitalists doing what they can to move their economy to a barter and trade system?

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Something like this could be rephrased as: economy is so bad that no one has money for sex.

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[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Yep. Sad stuff.

[-] Babalugats@feddit.uk 58 points 1 month ago

https://www.afrogazette.co.zw/zimbabwe-sx-workers-still-accepting-rice-beans-as-payment-for-their-services/

Who started this ridiculous trend where the fucking words letters are substituted with symbols or numbers. Sex. Why can't sex be written? I've seen it with tons of other words too but can't remember the which ones.

[-] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 32 points 1 month ago

It sorta makes sense on overly censored social media platforms but what, that's an article on their own personally managed website? That's bizarre

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Advertisers avoid placing ads in controversially named pages. They are likely protecting their income

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And it's Zimbabwe, which is like 80 something percent Christian according to Wikipedia, so their cultural mores might be different from more liberal and progressive areas.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 12 points 4 weeks ago

And as the Bible says, God is stupid and if you change one letter he doesn't know that you are talking about sex. (Matthew 69:420)

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

and has tyrannosaurus vision so if you stand perfectly still you can sin all you want

[-] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 5 points 4 weeks ago

Mormons bouncing in glee right now.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

you know i love it when i tee up a joke and someone hits it just right

[-] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 3 points 4 weeks ago

It's too bad you're in Minnesota, or there's another thing you could tee up for me to hit right.

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[-] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Because modern journalism is ad supported, and advertisers don't want their ads next to anything related to sex.

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 46 points 4 weeks ago

Now all that's needed is a centralized web location to connect those scantily clad ladies seeking corn with those willing to spill their beans.

A cornhub, if you will.

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[-] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Same here. Was just about to post it in both threads lol

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 20 points 1 month ago

Why are 'beans' and 'corn' in quotes there? Are they euphemisms for something else?

[-] gnufuu@infosec.pub 11 points 4 weeks ago

Sometimes quotes are ‘wrongly’ used for emphasis.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You beans and corn. You brought her here.

[-] kalpol@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 weeks ago

I'm Captain Jenks of the Horse Marines

I feed my whores on corn and beans

I often live beyond my means

I'm a captain in the Army!

[-] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

This sounds like the worst rap lyric of all time.

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

And we’ve already had “rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka”

[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago

They don’t call it the oldest trade in the world for nothing

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago
[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 4 weeks ago

Never trust a hooker trying to sell you corn....or....hear me out...Hanna on 35th! She's got the best corn!

Is anyone else here enough of a 90's kid to remember the TBS show Dinner and a Movie? The theme song for it just popped into my head. Doot, doo do beans and cornbread doot doo do beans and cornbread.

[-] TheRyGuy@lemmy.org 2 points 4 weeks ago

Beans and cornbread had a fight!

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[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 4 points 4 weeks ago

Might just be a weakness if currency. Or availability crisis. Usually the value of food stuffs is much lower than the service of a prostitute.

The screenshot is way to little information to go in any direction.

[-] molten@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

I like the pictures of corn and peas in the meme in case we can only understand by image

[-] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

good, more trading of things.

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago

Definitely not, it’s bad for the most vulnerable portion of society to not have access to money. You can’t pay rent or a doctor with corn and beans.

[-] brillotti@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

You can pay for prostitutes, which means the situation is dire. Doctors can probably be bargained with in this scenario if you have the beans to pay.

[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

I'm a therapist in the states and I accept barters

[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

Lookit Atticus Finch over here

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

i have three pieces of lint and a button that does not match. anything. i think a witch cursed it.

can i purchase a couple knowing looks, two nods and a hmmmyes with that or do i need more? i have three buckets of lymph i can also trade (hardly any of it is mine) in the garage but i was saving that

[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago

Shoot, with all that you can even get a "and how does that make you feel?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

oh i don't need one of those i know how it makes me feel. it makes me lymphy. it's why i have the buckets.

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Doctors can probably be bargained with in this scenario if you have the beans to pay.

I’m old enough to remember a republican Senate candidate getting dragged for suggesting this as an alternative to the ACA.

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 2 points 4 weeks ago

You can. People used to pay in cigarettes, too.

The worth of food being high enough for this to be plausible, that's the issue. Also food has a very stable value.

[-] LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I went down to the corn-chemical exchange bank, and gave em 2 ears a corn, and they gave me 2 beakers a chemicals!

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