You all picked the worst time to be horny. Just recently mentioned Lemmy to my friends group and they are probably listening in >:(
Fixed it for you
Thank you, appreciate it. :)
Have you considered getting hornier friends though.
Get hornier friends
Only 9? You must have places to be, get back to me when you aren't so busy.
Fixed it
Well shit, count me in.
Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your INFINITE EDGING SESSION, please give us a callback immediately.
Infinite? You mean 0.0000000....... hours? Amateur.
Hey, no backsies! This is bullshit!
Sex is also on the table still dw
Stop trying to edge me! I'm onto you now.
Play your cards right and ill let you get on to me for sure.
don't write cheques your ass can't cash.
I just share Lovense links so randos can play with me.
My DMs are open
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Got anywhere that shares links? Trying to find partners for my girlfriend but its always guys on the app
sorry i'm doing colonoscopy prep.
i don't have a colonoscopy, i just am visiting the inlaws later and wanted the experience to be pleasant. anything is pleasant after colonoscopy prep.
Oh no, my swollen prostate!
Serious question, how can you edge, let alone for so long?
I never manage to do that without going over the threshold like the 2nd time I get close
Learn from your mistakes, and realize “close” is closer than you think.
Or practice with a partner who will distract you with a rubberband snap to the nuts.
And I came...
Do you know how to stop yourself while peeing?
Yes
You son of a bitch...I'm in.
The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
I just block the hornyposting.
Peenar explosion chamber being run by... Larry...
If we’re all edging who’s gonna do the hard work?
Hmmm hard work well I'm sure someone here has a kink for that
I guess I'm getting older. I used to always be the horniest person in the room. But nowadays I feel like the least horny dude. Especially around all Y'all
New?
Where is our resident bait?! We need more bait to bate!
Yes! Finally the right questions.
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