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'Oof': Mockery abounds as Kristi Noem learns who will be her new boss (www.rawstory.com)

submitted 6 days ago by Redditsux@lemmy.world to c/politics@lemmy.world

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"In her capacity as Special Envoy to Shield of the Americas Kristi Noem will report directly to Deputy Secretary of State Chris Landau, per a State Department official."

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[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago

"What about her emotional support Lewandowski?" wrote veteran and political commentator Andrew Donaldson, a reference to Corey Lewandowski, the on-again, off-again Trump adviser who reportedly ran vast swathes of the department for Noem and has long been rumored to be in an extramarital affair with her, which they both deny.

This is comedy gold!

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

"too incompetent for the trump admin" is something...

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 days ago

Haven't seen her in a bit. Must be costume shopping for her new position.

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

It’s actually crazy that her firing and new job were announced less than two weeks ago. Feels longer

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago

Such is the new normal with the regime of incompetent sycophants. I miss the days of only hearing the names of certain state officials every few months and sometimes it was good news.

[-] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 days ago

Look at her neck... I can't help but say it looks like a penis shaft.

[-] quantumcrop@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago

Fuck you're right. I hate it.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

Cory loves to lick it.

[-] miked@piefed.social 6 points 5 days ago

I cannot unsee that

[-] 2piradians@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Just had precisely the same thought! Plastic mug atop a veiny meat missile. Republicans have normalized cringe for themselves

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Grouping by name similarity probably helps hide those times when the syphilitic brain lesions make it hard to remember where everybody works. Now he can say something about an America shield or the Chris/Kristi thing (not that one) and his attendants are able to decode the meaning with less ambiguity.

[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Never seen a face that looks so plastic. Maybe the dell computer guy's wife.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is MAGA Face. All these rich bitches are experts on plastic surgery, and they can look at a face and know which procedures were done, and how much it costs.

So just like a wealthy man wants to zip around in his expensive sports car, their concubines want to show off their expensive faces to each other. It looks gross to normal people, but delusional OCD wealth hoarders are dazzled by the demonstration of money that the lower class losers could never afford.

[-] notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

Idk check out Bezo’s Bimbo. Whole lotta tape and bondo there.

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