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[–] 119 points 6 months ago (14 children)
  • [–] 55 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    I like big data sets, and I cannot lie

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Her data centers have huge... tracts of land

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    All they know how to do is eat ram, hog power, and lie

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    I hace to say that, seeing this response in my inbox without context was very, VERY, confusing.

    All they know how to do is

    • Eat ram? Like the horned animal?!?
    • Hog power? Whaa...what do you mean they have the power of hogs?!?
    • Lie? Ok, I got that one, but in combination with the other two, I was perplexed.

    I was so confused until I clicked the context.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    I'd rather have a partner that eventually after several months of love, afection and understanding sells my organs to a black market who's higher biter is a 76 y/o Vietnamese crypto bro with liver failure from Absinthe consumption

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  • [–] 37 points 6 months ago
    [–] 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I'm a model, you know what I mean?

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    My wife was a model. Warden said she was the best behaved innate he's ever had.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    But why does it need dating? Is someone confused about it's age?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    LLM - Love Learning Model

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    would that be the 1981-1983 DMC-12 or the 1974 Gran Torino V8 Sport? cause those are the only models I am willing to date. the human models are too damn expensive to maintain.

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