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A Large Language Model.
I like big data sets, and I cannot lie
I actually have a t-shirt with that slogan (minus "sets"). I was an investor in Splunk and the tee was from their presentation during SXSW.
Her data centers have huge... tracts of land
She’s so hot, she needs the water supplies of several towns to keep cool
Oh, come on! "RAM" was right there!
Love the Monty Python Reference, by the way.
All they know how to do is eat ram, hog power, and lie
I hace to say that, seeing this response in my inbox without context was very, VERY, confusing.
All they know how to do is
- Eat ram? Like the horned animal?!?
- Hog power? Whaa...what do you mean they have the power of hogs?!?
- Lie? Ok, I got that one, but in combination with the other two, I was perplexed.
I was so confused until I clicked the context.
There's definitely a yo momma joke in there somewhere
Yo momma so fat she ate 1 Trillion parameters for breakfast
Yo momma so fat she got a lot of files to allocate
attention IS all you need
I'd rather have a partner that eventually after several months of love, afection and understanding sells my organs to a black market who's higher biter is a 76 y/o Vietnamese crypto bro with liver failure from Absinthe consumption
Fat vocabulary girls they make the rockin' world go round.
I'm a model, you know what I mean?
On the catwalk?
Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah
A robit?????
My wife was a model. Warden said she was the best behaved innate he's ever had.
hmmm
But why does it need dating? Is someone confused about it's age?
I always carbon date my dates first
LLM - Love Learning Model
would that be the 1981-1983 DMC-12 or the 1974 Gran Torino V8 Sport? cause those are the only models I am willing to date. the human models are too damn expensive to maintain.
this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
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