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That dumpy was a choice

His head smashed in and his heart cut out.

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged.

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off.

And his penis-

First off most people do cheat according to an overwhelming majority of surveys done over the years

Source needed because that is far from the data I see. Infidelity occurred in 20-25% of marital relationships

Secondly the point is when normal people cheat, it doesn't get blasted/they don't get blasted by anyone outside of people related to them or their situation. As it should be.

No one forced him to announce it. He could have tried to keet it within the family. Public information is perfectly acceptable to discuss, and you should be blasted when you do something wrong.

Thirdly and finally, the entire point, since you seemed to miss it entirely, was that this is tabloid shit

Just because you feel it is tabloid shit doesn't make it so, and regardless of how much you want to say I'm missing something. A lot of people look up to Dave as a role model and a legitimately "good" person, and for sure he has done good things. But without a doubt hearing this will cause a lot of people to alter their perception of him (myself included). That is news.

Edit: here is a whole other comment from reddit detailing how cheating isn't common with 18+ sources: https://www.reddit.com/r/monogamy/comments/ruigh4/comment/hqz9rg4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

If it isn't news or anyone's business then why did Dave make the announcement himself?

And didn't realize being a celebrity means you get to do anything you want with impunity. Like you said it's wrong. Period. And it's perfectly acceptable to judge that.

Frankly, other people doing something is not good enough reasoning to forgo judgement. Shitty stuff happens everyday, suddenly we're not allowed to not like it or talk about it just because it's happened before? Murder, war, terrorism, fraud, greed, can we not condemn such things simply because they've been done before? Ridiculous.

"Not gonna judge him for something half y'all have probably done multiple times" just comes across as projection. Most people do not cheat.

Woops, I accidentally stuck my penis into someone who isn't my wife (again) that I made vows to. Not to mention the affect on my children. Just a little oopsie, I can't believe anyone would find this repulsive!

"shut up and wrestle" Oh wait he's not black

Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan

Ooohhhh.... Oooo0o00ooOoo. Grant us thighs, grant us thighs! Plant turkey in our mouths, to cleanse our beastly hunger.

A hoonter must hoont

Hear that everyone? If you listen or watch something 17 minutes long, that means you are unemployed. Ever watch a TV show or a movie? You are now instantly unemployed, congratulations.