Why aren't we doing this? I personally haven't found the option to turn into a bat yet
Literally the only issue with the plan
Ethicists were too preoccupied with whether or not they should, they didn't stop and think if they could.
Have you tried becoming a vampire?
Think of how long it would take to count that high
One! One aeon of eternity, ah ah ah! Two! Two aeons...
In the US, only 33 cars for 50 people is optimistic
“We expected that they fly around each other and they never have physical contact,” Hristov said. “We have found, shocking to us, that bats crash into each other quite often. It’s a messy situation, but generally it’s very safe and it works very well.”
This implies a ideal gas law for bats, an ideal bat law, bat liquid, bat solid, and bat plasma
Vampire propaganda.
So a bus is more space efficient than pedestrians?
Often times, yes. Because sitting/standing requires less space than walking and that makes up for the extra space of the bus.
I guess walking is like humans being in a gas state, and riding a bus is humans arranging themselves into a solid. But idk what liquid humans would be lol
If we ever run out of room for humans to walk around I think we're cooked busses or not.
I have a better question - why isn’t this posted in the !bats@lemmy.world community? We would love it here. Stealing and crossposting now.
I simply wasn't aware of the community, I'll remember it next time
It’s definitely a much smaller community than lemmyshitpost, but we love anything bat-related!
The 50 pedestrians vs 50 people in a bus is messing with my brain.
50 pedestrians the way they prefer it. A bus with 50 people on board, where everyone is in each other's personal space.
Yeah they must really be crammed in there.
Double decker?
A single-story coach has seats for about 50 people. Low-floor city busses a little less, but you can get 50 in there with people standing
I don't recall this version of Batman but I'm all for it.
What we do in the shadows tv show
Yeah, fuck busses. Bats are way more eco friendly.
You will certainly not regret having 150,000 bats.
The nice part about riding the bus is you can kick back, relax, and smoke a ton of weed while you travel.
Just like the driver!
It's more efficient to stack pedestrians on top of each other.
Those humans are quite large.
Much larger than bats.
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By beer?
Where do I invest?
Imagine the amount of mosquitoes you could fit.
Imagine the amount of mosquitos you could fit if they were inside in the bats’ bellies! They eat like their weight in bugs every night.
And now the traffic report:
"I'm over Ventura Blvd., and all the vampires walking in the Valley are heading west."
really? only 150 bats? are these fruit bats or fat american vampire bats. i would like to speak to mathematic's manager please.
That's 150 thousand bats (i am not the mathematics manager though - she was probably hit by that bus)
are these american thousands or are these weird european thousands with extra zeroes like their weird millions and billions tho. they have been getting sneaky beaky with their numbers, the way they count things all discrete like.
SNEAKY.
BEAKY.
What if, to save space over cars but keep the personal comfort, everyone had their own hiding place with entrance hidden by brick and rubble?
How do I turn into a swarm of bats?
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