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[–] 95 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (16 children)
  • [–] 57 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Just because you can hear it doesn’t mean everyone can. Beeps are interruptive too.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    my grandfather cant even hear the beeping, let alone if the microwave is running.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Appliances should never ever beep, change my mind. What happened to the good old "bing" or "brrrrrrring"?

    Beeping makes my skin crawl!

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    [–] 46 points 5 months ago (23 children)

    Y'all better be clearing the timer so it returns to clock mode afterwards

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    [–] 30 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    My previous microwave oven had a mute button. That thing stayed permanently silent. Unfortunately I have never found a new model that can be muted.

    Cue a Technology Connection video about how old microwave ovens were better.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    I just can't wait for microwave to have an integration with AI. I just need another internet connected device that can recommend a nice laxative after scanning what it just cooked. Not only that but it could integrate with my smart fridge and make sure that it orders food that is just about to expire from Instacart. And with its partnership with Doordash, the microwave could just stop working and order a replacement meal for me.

    ...said no one ever.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Many if not most microwaves can be muted, but they usually don't have a special button for it.

    It's often some secret button combination. READ YOUR MICROWAVE'S MANUAL.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago* (4 children)

    yeah, but then it's blinking and i have to press stop to clear the blinking remaining time for the clock to display. I MUST HAVE MY CLOCK. ahem. sorry i don't have any anals that i need to retent or anything.

    i once, i swear once pressed open at such a precise time i did not have to press any other buttons to get to the clock and (and this is the important bit) the microwave made no sound. i mean aside from the door clanging open and me squealing and pooting a little. it felt like i had just pumped exactly twenty moneys and i will never reach such heighths again

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    newb. I save the world by stopping it on 0:00 before the screen goes away.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    I hate it when people leave time on the microwave like this. It annoys me to no end, much more than the beep.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Mine doesn't have enough electronics to beep. It does have a literal bell, though.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Bomb diffused. Counter terrorists win!

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    [–] 8 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    My wife does this... And then doesn't clear the timer. Ever. Not once. Fucking annoying.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    More kitchen devices need to follow what ricecookers are doing and play a charming melody when finished.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    As far as I can tell thats a Korean appliance thing, so maybe try an LG or Samsung microwave.

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    [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Every time I think I am special, I find out there are a gazillion people like me.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Mine doesn't have a way to disable the beep so I opened up the case and de-beeped it by desoldering the piezo.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Skill issue. Its possible to open it at exactly 0 seconds and it won't beep

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    [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    I found out my microwave has a mute function. That's my discovery of the year

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Honestly, though, if a stopwatch counts milliseconds, I'm gonna see how close to 0 I can get without letting it hit 0

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  • [+] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
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