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[–] 194 points 6 months ago (6 children)

At least its only a mild case of death

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago

    We don't have the AutoPay results yet. It might not even be death they dies from. Don't jump to conclusions. We need more research and more time. These vaccines have been rushed with not enough testing on the billions of tret subjects.

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    [–] 103 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    "mild cases of death"

    God I hate that I laughed at that.

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    [–] 91 points 6 months ago* (4 children)

    You know, looking at that little scarring in the context of the vaccine, I'm reminded that I heard that there's this famous idea that milk maids are historically seen as the very definition of pretty, and that the idea stems from the fact that they tended to get cowpox, which protected them from smallpox.

    So, basically, before smallpox vaccines, the typical woman was so badly scarred somewhere visible like her face by smallpox that a woman who simply didn't have those scars would be considered extremely pretty.

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    Eight maids a-milking

    Seven swans a-swimming

    Six geese a-laying

    Five golden rings

    Four calling birds

    Three french hens

    Two turtle doves

    and a partridge in a pear tree

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  • [–] 44 points 6 months ago

    my mom has the vaccine mark! I remember asking her about it as a young kid and that being the first time I ever learned about vaccines. the idea that we "use germs to train our immune systems to fight them" was so cool to me. no wonder I went into biochem when i grew up (courtesy of having parents who didn't let me die to preventable diseases lol)

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  • [–] 38 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Please put a nsfw tag on this. I was on the bus and when I saw this I started screaming in pure fear. Everyone else was giving me concerned looks and were saying things like “what’s going on?” and “are you okay sir?”. The fear I felt seeing this horrible image gave me heart palpitations, forcing me drop my phone. Now there’s an entire bus of terrified people screaming in terror from this one image. Even the bus driver saw a single pixel of the image from the mirror causing so much terror that he swerved the bus straight into an orphanage. So many poor children were injured in the crash, but was worse: many of them saw the image. This is all your fault. Dozens of poor orphan children have been forever and irrecoverably traumatized because of your ignorance to put a nsfw tag on this.

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  • [–] 23 points 6 months ago

    Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

    Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

    For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

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  • [–] 32 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    The good news is they only had a mild case of death

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  • [–] 30 points 6 months ago

    Jezus! Can you tag the nsfw box, please? This is horrifying. Glad I didn't put my kids through that.

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    This is such obvious Fake News. It's clearly a scar from the mandible of a tiny human, or possibly a faerie

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    [–] 23 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    that just make some think of chicken pox scars tbh..

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    [–] 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Mild case of death lol lol lol

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    [–] 22 points 6 months ago* (11 children)

    For all the circlejerk, smallpox vaccines used to leave very large scar. As if someone put out a sigarette on your shoulder. Newer versions of it no longer do this, but the older versions scar could get very ugly.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    My mother has one; a little spot on her arm where her skin just, kind of wrinkles inward a little. It doesn't stand proud like a wound that scabbed over, it's sunken in.

    I'm a millennial, I'm not vaccinated against smallpox, it was certified eradicated 5 years before I was born.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    I know someone whose scar looks more like this

    Genuinely thought someone branded them with a cig.

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    [–] 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

    Reminder to older millenials and genx: vaccinations age out and measels can reset your immune system so talk to your gp and get yourself an mmr booster. If you're in Australia it's free at a vaccinating chemist if you don't have the third shot on your record.

    (You don't even need a gp visit for that last, or online records. I literally took in a pink 1970's infant vaxx record with the 90's additions handwritten in. staff were incredibly fascinated)

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    [–] 19 points 6 months ago (9 children)

    My mother has this scar, when she was vaccinated on a reservation.

    She also remembers they'd give you a sugar cube with a different vaccine on it at the time. She tried to get it multiple times.

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  • [+] 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)
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    [–] 16 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Oh I got one of these!

    Btw anyone knows when we will finally get 5G on it? Or is it just mine which didn't receive its update?

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    [–] 14 points 6 months ago (13 children)

    Serious question - what happened where so many people decided that disease and premature death is superior to vaccination?

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  • In Pakistan and Afghanistan CIA used vaccine drives as a cover up to collect information like DNA to look for bin laden. This is why these 2 countries are the only places where polio still exists. This also created mistrusts worldwide as well.

    And the most outragious part is, some people raised the concerns in the admin that this would happen, but this was CIA and national security trumps everything sso they went with it anyways.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I wonder if it’s that most of us alive today have very little memory of people who suffered the diseases themselves. Our parents and grandparents knew people who died or had long-term negative effects from measles, polio, smalllpox, etc.

    We are insulated from that to the point where some flirt with the idea that maybe the disease isn’t that bad. Combine that with mistrust in the medical system and nobody enjoying getting a needle, and you have some people that WANT vaccines to be a bust to justify avoiding something they don’t want to do.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    During the 50s, it was common to return to school in the fall, to find out 1 or 2 classmates had died of polio over the summer.

    My wife's family still talks about little Buzz, a 5 year old cousin who died of polio in the backseat of his car, as his Dad raced to the hospital. It was in the 50s, and the old folks in the family would talk of it like it was yesterday.

    Nobody has had that experience in decades, so people have forgotten about it, and our educational system has been deliberately downgraded so nobody is taught anything important any more.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I honestly believe the education system is more to blame than anything besides the anti vax people themselves. There's so much nonsense pseudoscience posted online by uninformed and grifters, then their cult of stupidity fills the holes with comments that reinforce the legitimacy of their quackery. Even reasonable people get sucked down the rabbit hole.

    When my son was born my wife had been fed this bullshit and suggested delaying vaccination. I sat her down and was able to address her concerns and get her to understand the science and statistics so he stayed in the doctor's recommended schedule but not everybody is going to have a spouse who cash reel then back in.

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    [–] 11 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this is likely sarcasm and not someone who seriously feels this way.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    That is a small pox vaccine scar!

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    [–] 10 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    I hate that the American rights brain death spread so hard across the world.

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    [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    Ow my freaking eyes!

    The gory reality big needle wants you to ignore!

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    Thank you for adding the content warning, I almost opened this at work.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    Fucking barbaric stuff. That ugly deformed MF won't be getting anyone with a decent dowry.

    Good luck trying to go to the beach without making children cry.

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