Stupid Ghents.

Yes.

I can only definitively answer on the second part, but i'll take a gamble on the whole thing.

Don't hammer whilst on drugs kids.

It can be a gateway to ridiculous trousers.

I'd like to see more Doom speedruns where the jump-scares break the fourth wall and the keyboard starts gnashing on the players fingers like an enraged ~~tomato-beast~~ cacodemon.

Damn, am I really going to have to start going to bank regularly, getting cash from the cashier, and boycotting card-only places.

Meh, I guess I've nowt better to with my time.

https://youtu.be/e0fkXkvaFVo

At work when no one wants to pick up a task, I issue the "slopey shoulders" award.

Are you suggesting "professional gamer" is not a real/worthwhile job?

Man, if i could get a patent on offending people . . . money, money money, win win win.

Cool, they got SLAMMED!. That'll learn them.

No 1 rule of the concrete jungle, when they're in heat do not honk back even if it'd be *really * funny. And if they're randy enough to be seeping fluid out of the exhaust pipe , . . . I pray for you.

I really like those stealth bike racks where they put a car shape on the road facing side so that the cars don't get upset that they lost a potential parking spot.

They'll never see through this clever ruse;. Most cars have pretty poor eyesight; the only way they'll figure it out is if they honk at it, and it doesn't respond convincingly.