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Ghost shield cat (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world
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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 113 points 2 months ago

Cat, trapped inside: How dare you lock me in here!

Cat, trapped outside: How dare you lock me out here!

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

Is that why cats want to be there whenever you're using the bathroom? They're doing their duty of protecting you

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 63 points 2 months ago

This is unironically the case. Cats consider you part of the pack and want to be on the lookout when you're in a vulnerable position. If they've bonded with you, at least.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago

My cat just wants to drink from the sink and gets pissed if I don't turn it on

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 41 points 2 months ago

As a part of his pack, it's your responsibility to ensure he's well hydrated

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah that's why she has a bowl filled with fresh filtered water. This cat spends all night scrapping with street cats then demands that tap water straight out the streets. None of that bitch ass frufru filtered water.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

Have you tried a fountain? My male cat drinks a lot more with it.

Our female cat prefers a large bowl though. So there’s no rhyme or reason to what cats like.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah I tried the fountain but she just plays with it and won't drink from it getting water everywhere. She will drink the bowl water if necessary but def prefers the sink in the bathroom.

[-] filcuk@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

My cat would only drink from the tap, but very little. No other tricks would work. I started adding water to his wet food for fear of his kidneys not lasting. Would recommend. I know my cat gets recommended amount of water without needing any water bowls (though I still keep a few around).

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Not a bad idea thanks

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago

This is ridiculous. How are you going to defend your back from ghosts while holding a cat with two hands? Obviously you need two cats.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Secure one to the front of your body and one to the back of your body with straps. Maybe one in each side for good measure. Cat helmet? Cat helmet.

[-] Sergio@piefed.social 13 points 2 months ago

There was a "troll science" about surviving a fall that involved doing this.

[-] moseschrute@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago
[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Lmao I have this

[-] moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Now we need a cat in a hat to protect your head!

[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

You need four for each cardinal direction.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Speaking as someone with plantar fasciitis who can't walk ten feet without inserts: you sleep on a different floor from your bathroom?

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Wait, people can get up to use the bathroom without the cat following you regardless?

[-] ccunix@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

My cat considers using the toilet a team sport. She also feels a trip down to the kitchen is the only acceptable way to finish too.

[-] schema@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

If I die to a ghost, at least I die knowing that ghosts exist, so I can come back and haunt the shit out of everyone.

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Isn't there a post here from someone who did the exact same thing, but with their goldfish?

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Has pet

Has a multistory domicile

[-] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

If you walk down the stairs like that; you're gonna have a bad time.

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