Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ (theonion.com)

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rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, “Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

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[-] refolde@hexbear.net 44 points 4 months ago

The Onion

Damn sicko-wistful

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 15 points 4 months ago

well this one hit my organs

[-] estrange_alien@leminal.space 16 points 4 months ago

downvoted for being a joke

(jk)

[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

sorry, the meat puppet broke out of its parameters for a minute, won't happen again :-)

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

" oooaaaaaaauhhh " What did he mean by this

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Oh my goddddddd I pee peed and shidded and cummed for 55 minutes and this is from THE ONGION? fake news???? I'm reporting you to the mod police for not putting this in fakenews and I'm suing you to get my precious bodily fluids back.

this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2026

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