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[-] mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca 40 points 3 days ago

How does that even happen? Also 8 years WTF

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

That’s all I can think.

HOW

Started on the other end and worked its way through.

[-] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 3 days ago

Good thing he was scared of MRIs as well

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

That’s a story that’s kind of hard to swallow.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I'm all choked up about it.

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 days ago

Living with that for 8 years seems a lot worse than getting surgery once!

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Idk, after 2 years was probably normal

[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Bro probably had to do his weekly pulley uppies to keep it from falling down into his stomach

[-] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

thats like trying to swallow an entire hotdog. you dont "accidently" swallow that in a meal unless you were eating in a stupid way (looking up and dropping food down your throat like youre swallowing swords)

[-] Carmakazi@piefed.social 10 points 3 days ago

Probably a fetish or compulsion thing tbh, which would only compound the not seeking treatment.

this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026
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