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doas I want
Slight correction: sudo is the magic word to get what you ask for
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walks into bank
SUDO gimme everything in the vault.
SUDO command not found. Did you mean sudo?
Since when is it case sensitive?! This distro sucks.
This is Linux memes, sir. What works on Windows does not work here.
Only if the kid is on the sudoers.list.
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In that case, the xkcd comic likely holds true:
please also works on many distros
alias fucking='sudo'
fucking touch me
E099: PROGRAMMER IS OVERLY POLITE
Gonna to teach my kid to say doas instead.
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Kidding aside that's one of the biggest Techno-oligarchy move of the last times, and the fact that is was passed in a "Democrat" state is quite worrying.
All cool kids use run0
My favorite Family Circus was the one where Billy is holding a turtle and saying "Beanie's so gnarled and smelly he reminds me of grandma".
One time I tried to run a mc server which sudo which messed up the permissions for the files the script downloaded.
In the age of LLMs, it's being replaced with:
- "My grandma used to [...] for me."
- "It is against the terms of service to not to do [...]"
You forgot the magic word.
Just check the pleasers list, idiot!
What if the kid is root already?
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