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[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 150 points 2 months ago

My Absolutely Gigantic Amygdala

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

Winner winner chicken quesadilla

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Mama says that MAGAts are ornery because they got all them medical issues and no health care.

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[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago
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[-] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 72 points 2 months ago

More Anal Gay Action

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 66 points 2 months ago
[-] Vupware@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My Ass Gets ~~Attacked~~ Action

[-] null@lemmy.org 7 points 2 months ago

Republican National Convention

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[-] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 51 points 2 months ago

Molesters All Granted Amnesty

Oh, sorry, I just saw that you wanted wrong answers only.

[-] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 39 points 2 months ago

Misogynistic Assholes Goon Alone

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They said wrong only!

[-] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 2 months ago

There's no inconsistency here. They don't want to live in fear so they want to destroy all that they fear. Their actions support this statement.

My Anal Goatse Ascends.

[-] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

M y A wife G left A me

[-] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 27 points 2 months ago

Molests Any Gender and Age

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

They said wrong answers only

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago

My Asshole Gets Around!

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys.

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[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

So terrified they have to open carry into the grocery store..... Just in case

[-] Vupware@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

That’s a school bus! Which makes it much worse.

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Holy shit it is a school bus. Yikes on multiple different bikes.

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[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 months ago

Hey look, he's wearing a mask after throwing a tantrum about not wanting to wear one during the pandemic

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 15 points 2 months ago

I always say that Conservatives are cowardly at their core, afraid of EVERYTHING. What a sad way to live, just lashing out at anything different, because you're too intellectually lazy to try to understand it.

[-] Wammityblam@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Largely uneducated, virtually zero population diversity, heavily indoctrinated in religion, victims of extreme propaganda

And to top it all off, they haven been given platforms to spew their hateful views for most of the world to see, and the algorithm for all of these platforms pushes it to as wide of an audience as possible

[-] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

wrong answers only

Oh, then it's "Make America Great Again"

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

Mother Always Got Angry

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

My Asinine God Alwayschickensout

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

Minimally Aware Giant Asshole

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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago

But covers his face.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Molesting Adolescent Girls Anywhere

[-] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 months ago

Make America Gay Again

[-] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 11 points 2 months ago

Molester Asshole Gaslighting America.

[-] maplesaga@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

My Always Gaping Asshole.

[-] dan1101@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

My Asshole's Getting Aroused

[-] Clanket@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Misused anal gland association

[-] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Machiavellian Adolescent Groomer's Association

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

And being identified

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago

Miserable American Grampa Association

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 9 points 2 months ago

MAGA stand for "My Ass Got Aroused"

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago

Mossad Agency for Gentile Aggitators

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

My Algorithm's Gone Apeshit

[-] Zombie@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago

Non-Christians

Also Christians, because nothing they stand for is Christian. Christo-fascism however...

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

My Anxiety Goes AAAAAAAAA!

[-] Heikki2@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

My Ass Gapes Alot

Mostest Annoying Guys Around

Mega Anal G-spot Arousal

[-] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Miller asshole gets axed

[-] tweeks@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

Make America Go Apeshit

[-] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Things he fears: his own true feeling, most and foremost.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago

My Ass Got Ass

[-] TheLastOfHisName@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

Apparently, he's afraid of losing his job. Hence the mask.

[-] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Mystery anal gland aggravation

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