Moses: Lord, please give me a glimpse of your magnificence.
God: I will pass before you, but you must avert your eyes.
Moses: Why?
God: You can’t handle all this cake.
"And on the eighth day, God spontaneously created diabetes, because he was so caked up"
There was already a bunch of art focused on his son around that time so the ninja turtle guy chose to show us the moon.
Michaelangelo gave them all thick juicy asses and a cardinal complained to the pope to make him paint clothes over all the people in heaven and hell.
Michaelangelo was so pissed he painted the cardinal in as King Minos at the gates of hell "to judge all their sins".
According to the Pope’s biographer, when the guy complained about his depiction the Pope said “My jurisdiction extends only to Heaven, not to Hell. In Hell you must remain.”
No hole tho. God has no need to poop.
The hole is covered by the pink robe…
That's actually not a robe.
It's his foreskin.
[MEND BUTTHOLE]
He may have rested on the seventh day, but every other day is leg day.
Oh, he had a reason…
Just ask David…
Michelangelo: I’m gonna paint God!
Everyone: really?
Michelangelo: God’s ass!
Everyone: really?
god having an ass implies he shits.
not just that, it implies god has a prostate and that he'd likely enjoy a good milking.
Man was created from clay. That's where the clay came from.
god at the dawn of creation
Is this another example of him hiding some disguised image, just as he hid a picture of the brain in the Adam And God painting?
https://clintavo.substack.com/p/the-mystical-secret-in-michelangelos
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