Maybe I get drafted and serve on an aircraft carrier. Assisting with ordinance handling. First person in history to frag a carrier.

No oil. No treats. Just meat grinder or jail time.

Trump really can cook up a sales pitch.

I'm probably too old to be drafted so I'll never get my chance to do an officer fragging.

Gen Z and alpha, please make me proud.

mfw im too old to roll a grenade into the command tent

Why draft? There's a perfectly good paramilitary force in America, trained and ready to go. ICE is ready to fight for America, let em at it.

Give me a gun and put me in secure military installations. This will end well I assure you

This is the only imaginable context in which Anerikkkan troops can be guided into quasi-anti-imperialism by the left so I guess go off? I don't think there are enough Burgerlanders willing to fight or die for this shit, I think we could actually organize them against this and into our spaces in the process.

90% of Americans are 3 missed treats away from committing a mass casualty event. Good luck getting them away from their slop buckets long enough to enlist them

Born to early for global communism

Born too late to frag your superior officer

So glad I am disabled sometimes. Then again I'd love to frag a superior officer

Good thing I'm disabled! Eat shit USA!

Private Jody McFraggot, reporting for duty!

if you submit to the draft remember to frag yourself and everyone around you

Gotta get a legislative motion of congressional approval for the president to activate the Selective Service System. The president can't force conscription at will under the current system of power.

sudden mass bonespurs epidemic

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