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[-] SupFBI@hexbear.net 108 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe I get drafted and serve on an aircraft carrier. Assisting with ordinance handling. First person in history to frag a carrier. freedom-and-democracy

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 65 points 2 weeks ago

You'd be greater than the Ghost of Kuwait.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago

hey grokkk how do i avoid overloading a naval nuclear reactor

[-] PeaceLoopsandAscension@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago

First person in history to frag a carrier.

lmao

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

I'd contribute to the gofundme for your legal fund

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[-] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 92 points 2 weeks ago

No oil. No treats. Just meat grinder or jail time.

Trump really can cook up a sales pitch.

[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 62 points 2 weeks ago

It's incredible how Trump can just impose deeply unpopular agendas upon the American people with barely any pushback or repercussions whereas Democrats fail to deliver the promised policies that the majority want.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 48 points 2 weeks ago

Has anybody checked on the parliamentarian?

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[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

"Do it or you're gay and woke" seems to be the salespitch and it's surprisingly effective

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[-] axont@hexbear.net 88 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm probably too old to be drafted so I'll never get my chance to do an officer fragging.

catgirl-cry

Gen Z and alpha, please make me proud.

catgirl-salute

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 45 points 2 weeks ago

Air Force, navy, coast guard, and space force have age limits around 41-42. Hopefully you missed that mark.

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 44 points 2 weeks ago

I briefly worked for NASA and am under 40. So, I am looking forward to being drafted into Space Force and do the first fragging in an office building.

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 42 points 2 weeks ago

I get drafted onto an aircraft carrier or sub, i'm gonna make the reactor go prompt critical in dock

[-] ForteanCum@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

which of those is the least shitty to join? will they even bother drafting to those?

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago

gotta be space force, its not like youre going to space lol

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago

shove me in a hellpod and drop me on tel aviv explosion

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[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago

Probably space force and coast guard are the least shitty and no idea if they’ll bother drafting. Navy might be the most likely to do a draft. Air Force too but your vision might not be good enough.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 78 points 2 weeks ago

mfw im too old to roll a grenade into the command tent

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 73 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Why draft? There's a perfectly good paramilitary force in America, trained and ready to go. ICE is ready to fight for America, let em at it.


[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 44 points 2 weeks ago

they're for the sonora-chihuahua front opening in june shhh

the great satan lusts for heaps of skulls at all ends of the earth

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[-] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 68 points 2 weeks ago

Give me a gun and put me in secure military installations. This will end well I assure you

[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 59 points 2 weeks ago

we're gonna need even MORE poor people to die for Israel.

[-] Chana@hexbear.net 57 points 2 weeks ago

This is the only imaginable context in which Anerikkkan troops can be guided into quasi-anti-imperialism by the left so I guess go off? I don't think there are enough Burgerlanders willing to fight or die for this shit, I think we could actually organize them against this and into our spaces in the process.

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 54 points 2 weeks ago

90% of Americans are 3 missed treats away from committing a mass casualty event. Good luck getting them away from their slop buckets long enough to enlist them

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 50 points 2 weeks ago

Born to early for global communism

Born too late to frag your superior officer

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So glad I am disabled sometimes. Then again I'd love to frag a superior officer

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 54 points 2 weeks ago

They call themselves superior, yet I have the grenade pin and they are riddled with fragments. Curious.

[-] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 42 points 2 weeks ago

Good thing I'm disabled! Eat shit USA!

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago

Private Jody McFraggot, reporting for duty!

[-] puppygirlpets@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

if you submit to the draft remember to frag yourself and everyone around you

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta get a legislative motion of congressional approval for the president to activate the Selective Service System. The president can't force conscription at will under the current system of power.

[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 73 points 2 weeks ago

trump will tweet "I AM DRAFTING ALL MALES 16-45 INTO OUR GLORIOUS ARMED FORCES THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER" and a heap of 100k randos will be shanghai'd to Kuwait before a federal circuit court wags its finger and says 'you cant do that Sir!'

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 63 points 2 weeks ago

"65 Democrats join Republicans in reinstating the draft with a 380-55 vote. The BURKA Act now heads to the Senate..."

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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 51 points 2 weeks ago

I can imagine him sending out "draft" letters that aren't legally enforceable, just to trick people into enlisting.

[-] oliveoil@hexbear.net 47 points 2 weeks ago

Can't wait to see ol' Donnie wiggle himself out of this conundrum

[-] MarxMadness@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago

"Uh it's for national security"

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

Oh please, the systems don't matter. They've made that very clear.

[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

Trump's doing a lot of things he can't do

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago

sudden mass bonespurs epidemic

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