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It's all SO simple! (thelemmy.club)

The struggle is worse the older you get.

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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 102 points 3 weeks ago

This is a joke but I lost 20 pounds so far just by eating half as much as I normally would.

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 69 points 3 weeks ago

That’s the way it works, you’re no joke homie

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 52 points 3 weeks ago

Thermodynamics is a cruel but fair mistress

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 28 points 3 weeks ago

She gives but she takes, equally.

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[-] Mac@mander.xyz 37 points 3 weeks ago

Reminder to readers thay there is a stark difference between "cutting back" and starving yourself.

Smaller portions and less calorie-dense options make a huge difference over time.

[-] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

It's also much more sustainable. Make small tweaks as you go versus making big, drastic swings at your eating habits.

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[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

It is, the trick is it’s easier said than done for people.

It’s tricky to require your brain and overhaul your habits.

I say this as someone who also has lost 25 lbs. there’s a reason people refer to it as a journey.

I say this less to diminish your point and more for support of others who are going through this thinking “man this is impossible but everyone makes it sound easy”. It’s not. It’s a marathon not a sprint.

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[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

no reason to ai pennyworth over ronald. mr McDonald has a vastly greater kill count.

edit: pennywise

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[-] glibg10b@lemmy.zip 37 points 3 weeks ago

This but unironically. It's a way more efficient way to lose weight than exercise. And it doesn't come with the Ozempic side effects

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago

I lost 35kg within 8 months by going hardcore on controlling my diet. I did have to eat more once I started exercising, which I needed to because all the muscle was melting away right along the fat. It definitely works, but I did "fall off the wagon" once I stopped counting the calories. Now I'm trying to find that long term balance of sport and diet I can maintain in the long run.

[-] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It can definitely have side effects. Psychological (eating disorders, debilitating feeling of hunger) and physical (unbalanced diet, or fatigue because the body gets in the "oh fuck must conserve energy" mode).

There is no one size fits all solution. A random 50 year old IT worker with a sedentary lifestyle and a Big Mac diet does not need the same help as a physically active 25 year old with severe hormonal imbalances. Using Ozempic is bad in the former case, but so is shaming the latter person for relying on it.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Intermittent fasting/OMAD and light exercise (walking, a bit of cycling) is in my opinion a way easier to drop massive amounts of weight in a short time. Light exercise keeps your body healthy while operating at a caloric defecit

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[-] WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago

"If you legitimately don't consent to the calories, the body has a way of trying to shut that whole thing down." - Todd Akin

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

I mean......yes?

I get that this is supposed to be a joke, but, I don't get the joke. This is literally how weight loss works.

Eat less.

Eat healthier.

Exercise.

Weight loss is hard because it's hard to stick to it. But the concepts aren't complicated. Caleries in minus caleries burned equals caleries stored as fat.

Less caleries means less unburned caleries means less fat.

[-] druk@feddit.uk 21 points 3 weeks ago

As most things about the human body, it actually is more complicated. Caloric restriction also causes biological responses in our bodies, influencing hormones such as ghrelin and leptin which physiologically alter hunger and satiety. Some people can even be resistant to leptin for example, meaning that they struggle with a lack of satiety. Our bodies have also been shown to reduce their energy requirements by about 200 calories per day when intake is restricted.

So even if we disregard the problems the claim it's just a matter of willpower, there are other, biological things to consider.

All this to say, it is undoubtedly good to have more fiber, around 1.2-1.6g protein per kg of bodyweight, 120minutes of excercise a week and strength training, or just whatever we can implement into our routines.

Oh, and one more thing, fatness isn't a ubiquitous measure of healthiness or virtue, and thinness isn't either. We have to challenge our assumptions and biases, a lot of which come from our cultures and media.

[-] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, and one more thing, fatness isn't a ubiquitous measure of healthiness or virtue, and thinness isn't either. We have to challenge our assumptions and biases, a lot of which come from our cultures and media.

I've discovered this more and more playing pickleball, of all things. People who "look" out of shape have handed my ass to me, MANY times, because their knowledge, range of motion, and discipline have gotten them to where they were, without being traditionally "skinny".

If anything I've learned not to discount "older" players, because they hold up with me, sometimes 20 years younger, fantastically. I hope to have the same drive in the future.

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[-] rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 weeks ago

this "common knowledge" "weight loss" stuff typically neglects how dieting will affect ur caloric rate. if u just starve urself, ur muscles will grow smaller and u will need fewer calories to maintain ur normal functioning body, meaning u need to eat even less again to not put on fat. but if u train ur muscles directly, they will beg for more calories so they can grow, and the calories needed to maintain them will also increase.

for anyone interested, i suggest reading a physical education by casey johnston.

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[-] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Just don't have an eating disorder / addiction is what these posts suggest you know. 4Head shit. The entire problem is they struggle with saying no. Like a heroin addict. "Just eat less" is worthless advice.

"Eat less, and here's how to learn this disipline while dealing with the myriad of possible root causes of your disordered function" would be a start. Nutritionists exist for this purpose.

It's a mental weakness many people clearly have given it's an epidemic. Exploited by their dealers: Capitalists involved in food industry.

Edit: evidently i've stumbled into /r/fatpeoplehate

[-] matelt@feddit.uk 6 points 3 weeks ago

👏 thank 👏 you 👏

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[-] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago

Every fat person on earth already knows that too much food makes you fat.

Yet somehow, even armed with this knowledge, we're all fat.

Curious.

[-] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

It's funny how you never visualise the person on an internet forum as fat, but some of the people typing here are fat.

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[-] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago

Addicted to alcohol: Stop drinking. You can't control an addiction so you have to completely stop.

Addicted to cigarettes: Stop smoking. You can't control an addiction so you have to completely stop.

Addicted to crack: Stop smoking crack. You can't control an addiction so you have to completely stop.

Addicted to food: Must be your fault for being weak-willed. Just don't consume so much of that thing that you're addicted to. You can control your addiction. Just stop being a loser...

The literal solution to every addiction is stop it, cold turkey. One Day At A Time. But you can't stop eating food. You'll die.

So it's as if an alcoholic has to constantly have just a little alcohol. Or a crackhead has to keep smoking crack, but only every once in a while. No problem, just control yourself...

I'm sure telling people that they're pieces of shit for eating food will fix the problem, eventually. We just have to try a little harder.

[-] starelfsc2@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Thanks for this, I had an idea about food addiction but that explanation puts it in perspective.

Companies also try to make foods as addictive as possible and as flashy as possible. It's like avoiding the constant casino ads as a gambling addict, but you had to keep stepping into a casino every week forever and only doing low bets.

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[-] jeffep@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

I understand the burger bit but who eats a human hand? That's just gross

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 9 points 3 weeks ago

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old...

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Jokes on you I got some sort of undiagnosed malabsorption issues and won't get fat even when I eat burgers and candy and alcohol day after day.

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[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 weeks ago

My god why didn't I think of that!

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[-] village604@adultswim.fan 13 points 3 weeks ago

The title isn't wrong. Losing weight is an extremely simple process.

Simple doesn't mean easy, though.

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[-] lasta@piefed.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

WITHDRAW CONSENT (projectile vomits)

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

I've got that fun bit of autism where I can just will myself to not be hungry. Can only do it so often before my instincts put a stop to that by making me ravenous for like 2 days straight though. Probably shouldn't be doing it for days at a time now that I think about it.

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[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

YSK: If you are an American Citizen or US Tax Resident, your first 200 pounds of fat is legally exempt and therefore does not count for BMI Purposes. Nutritionists hate this one simple trick!

Follow me for more advice.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 3 weeks ago

They should invent food that has 0 calories to eat when you're bored instead of hungry.

[-] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago

Celery is probably the best we got and it kinda sucks and I think maybe I'd rather die.

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[-] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I keep telling my burger "no", but it won't respond, so I keep biting it until it will.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

omg guys! this actually works!

I was just eating a fat burger for lunch and was getting really full. I wasn't sure how I could finish the rest of it and I just told the calories to fuck off and I was able to finish the whole thing!

[-] Mailloche@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

Lost 100 pounds going vegan. 10 years later lost another 15 pounds adopting running as a passion. Ten years later gained 15 pounds becoming a weight lifter. Ten more years after that I weight 185 pounds, body fat 12-15% , feel strong look great. Now I added triathlons to my routine.

It's both nutrition and staying active. We're such lazy animals that we have to fight our impulse to sit still and eat silly .... Who knew that the key is having a healthy, active lifestyle...

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[-] blujan@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago

Technically true most of the times

[-] NoodlePoint@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

In my country, fast food is too expensive, much cheaper to be eating homestyle meals at a roadside shop.

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[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You know they tube feed patients in comas, right? The patient presumably didn't give consent, and yet I'm pretty sure that's legal. Doesn't even have to be a "too much junk food" coma.

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[-] gray@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

Without food, what will happen to shit?

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