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'Why is the US bombing Iran?' has got to be one of the most searched prompts on google these past few days. And the closest thing to a current answer you will find is "We attacked them because they were going to have nukes and then use them on us, it's self-defense." - There is a lack of evidence for this claim btw.

That is like as if you invade someone's home, shoot and kill them and your defense in court for it is, "Your honour, I had to do it because I had suspicions they were going to adopt a guard dog and then use that guard dog to attack me while I was walking down the street!"

Blatant, mask-off imperialism. How anyone can continue to view America and Israel on the right side of history baffles me.

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[-] huf@hexbear.net 65 points 2 months ago

nah, they have a very well oiled justification: iran is evil. that's it. that's ultimately what it all boils down to.

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

yeah, cuck schumer said some shit earlier about iran being america's oldest enemy. scolding trump for not having a public debate about doing the baby killing but implicitly agreeing with the principle of the thing. classic democrat shit.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

iran being america's oldest enemy

and that's not even true, Korea and Cuba have longer been thorns in the side of the empire.

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

I think history is vibes based now. I've been noticing a lot of libs getting their order of events conveniently confused in screenshots when they're arguing with posters who go teaching marxism to the rest of lemmy.

[-] pongo1231@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

Can't even claim to bring democracy to Iran, their most likely candidate is the fucking Shah

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 17 points 2 months ago

Ironically my friend misspoke the other day and told me that Israel just killed the Shah of Iran. The times have been so nuts that I didn't even assume they were mistaken and mentally spun out trying to come up with a reason why Israel and America would kill both the ayetullah and the shah on the same day.

[-] PunkMonk@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 2 months ago

That might work on some of the smooth-brain, diehard MAGA cultists but it is not even close enough to convince the general public in the US and internationally.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

eh, the rest of the west will both sides a bit and then fall in line. like this: "yes, this was poorly thought out and congress didnt approve it, but i'm glad we're bombing iran, they're evil"

and then years later they'll say it was stupid and wrong while they do nothing about the current atrocity.

and say "yes the war was bad, but the Ayatollah was evil!"

[-] huf@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

second time as a farce because it's wild how they don't see it coming.

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this guy looks scary! khomeini

[-] SwagliacciTheBadClown@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

“Well-oiled” 😏

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[-] novibe@lemmy.ml 62 points 2 months ago

Marco Rubio literally explained why the US attacked Iran. He said that Israel was gonna attack Iran, and Iran was gonna retaliate against Israel and US military bases. So the US had to attack Iran first. Because Israel was gonna attack them. And it was gonna make Iran mad. So the US had to attack it…. And ……. Yeah

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

Yeah bad luck we just happened to have that fleet over there

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

why did Iran build their country so close to all those US military bases?

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

What military bases? I don't see any military bases

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

they've been refurbished recently

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

Logically, the real option would be to stop Israel then, so even that doesn't hold up.

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 months ago

I'm only surprised they aren't using the Iran killing protesters line

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[-] Muinteoir_Saoirse@hexbear.net 60 points 2 months ago

They used to say the enemy has WMDs, now they just say the enemy might get WMDs someday

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

If wanting nukes warrants an attack then, shucks, president xi I have been very very naughty.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 56 points 2 months ago

Don't forget the half-assed "Iran killed 80 million protestors and suddenly we care deeply about people protesting the government...in a country where we kill and maim protestors"

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

in a country where we kill and maim protestors

the US always did that, but also we made the extra effort to constantly remind everyone we kill and maim protestors in the last year.

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[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

"and that's why we made sure to kill 150 school girls in our opening salvo"

[-] miz@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago

How anyone can continue to view America and Israel on the right side of history baffles me.

by being white supremacist

[-] PunkMonk@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 2 months ago
[-] miz@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

the other justifications are just euphemistic reformulations of white supremacy, like Rubio talking about "western civilization" or any of the "greatest country on Earth" shit

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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

They keep repeating shit about being at war with them for 47 years or whatever. They're so halfassing it.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

Blatant, mask-off imperialism.

Honestly I don't even know what the imperialist reason for this war is.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago

iran's the last major country standing in the way of total western domination of the middle east. it's also the one that got away.

[-] PunkMonk@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 2 months ago

Because of oil, other crucial resources and the mere fact that Iran exists too close to Israel while being anti-imperialist & pro-Palestine is my understanding.

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[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Iran was promised to Israel 3,000 years ago

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[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

The clearest statement of a justification I saw was (paraphrased, but logic intact) "Iran was going to resume moving towards the brink of developing nukes" which is so limp and passively worded that it doesn't even pretend there was any immediate urgency. I forget which politician made that particular statement but it was so fucking flaccid I laughed.

[-] PunkMonk@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, this is exactly my point hahaha, they have next to nothing to convince people they were in the right to do this. Of course us leftists know they had no right by default but the general public in the imperial core are not going to be able to support this by this 'but but they were almost going to kind of possibly have nukes in the near future maybe!' argument alone.

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Yeah. Combined with how flatfooted they were caught by the retaliation things sure seem to be absolutely peak circus right now.

Given how easy it is to whip the public into a blood frenzy its a wonder that they haven't even tried.

Amateurs. die-motherfucker

I'll grant them that it does make it hard to predict what unhinged decision they'll make next though.

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[-] spudnik@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

Might doesn't need to make right. Might makes right irrelevant

[-] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Kidnapping maduro made the US-Israel coalition think they are invincible and can just do whatever.

They got high on "OPERATION EPIC FURRY" .

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I believe you mean "Operation: Epstein's Fury"

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[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

The shorthand I always use is that they attacked Iran because they're bored. I haven't tried it because I've really disengaged from arguing. But I think, if someone engages with the idea and tries to explain a justification, you could get a lot of frustration and onlooker approval by doubling down on "it's only happening now because Epstein died and they have nothing to do."

[-] PunkMonk@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 2 months ago

I think boredom is part of it, before invading Venezuela, Trump was all bark, no bite, sat in charge of a dying empire and looked miserable. Now he can at least say that he is doing something I guess. But he is still in charge of a dying empire and miserable lol.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago
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[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I don't think they did it to honor Trump's good friend Epstein, it's probably just a reminder that they're running out of time (because Trump is getting old, not because the democrats will do anything about it).

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[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Their current line seems to be that "Iran has been at war with us for 47 years" and also that somehow they were going to reach a critical mass of missiles and become too powerful (Rubio said this, I think)

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