Sounds like a draft is being planned for the occupation of Iran, aka Vietnam v.4

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[–] 165 points 6 months ago (3 children)

"Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?"

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    [–] 118 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    Barron stands at a staggering 6’9’’ tall, meaning he may be too tall for the Army, particularly for specific roles involving restricted space like armored vehicles, tanks, or aircraft. Generally, max height limits (e.g., 80 inches/6'8" in the US Army) are enforced to ensure safety and fit within equipment.

    At least a better reason that a heel spores diagnosis given by a doctor who rents an office off your father...

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  • [–] 90 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    It takes a special turd to not draw interest from basketball programs at 6'9" in the US. There's some teams that recruit on height alone and worry about teaching skills later. The fact that he wasn't even sniffed at by a college coach somewhere is pretty telling.

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  • [–] 72 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Is he actually 6’9” or is he 6’9” the way his father is 6’3”? I wouldn’t be surprised if they just tell everyone he’s 6’9” to get him out of it if it comes down to a draft.

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    Just looking at the picture in the article, though, shows that he is either quite tall, or his security detail are dwarves.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Honestly with this I have doubts he's the full 6'9". Unless we have pics of him having to duck to enter rooms or something (a friend of mine is that tall, the standard American door frame is shorter than that). Anything above 6'6" is indistinguishable to most people and just registers as "holy fuck you're tall". And so yeah a "fucking hell you're tall" guy being given an extra inch or two on documents to avoid a draft is just extremely believable to me, especially when his dad is a draft dodge4 planning on starting a war.

    Anyways I have no evidence but that's my little conspiracy theory

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    True re: Don the Con but...

    Clerk, logistics, cook, etc.

    There's a tonne of jobs he could do while being tall. While it may be a legitimate reason for not serving, it seems frivolous (especially considering the context).

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    [–] 116 points 6 months ago* (20 children)

    Idiots. You are all fucking idiots. Yes, you; from OP to every single person in the comments. All of you are too fucking stupid to spend even 30 seconds reading past the most bullshit, click-bait, headline of all time.

    No one is talking about reinstating the draft. No one is talking about specifically excluding Barron Trump. Do you dumb fucks want to know what this article is actually about?

    IF the draft DID get reinstated (despite literally no one considering it), Barron Trump MIGHT get exempt because he TECHNICALLY falls outside the maximum height requirements (no special treatment, just the actual limits already defined and laid out).

    That's it. That's fucking it. No nepotism. No potential draft. Just complete made up horseshit. It's like saying "If we made drinking milk mandatory for people who are younger than 18, Baron Trump might be excluded because he's older than 18." Like, no fucking shit. That's not a news story, its like a hypothetical a child would come up with.

    All of you need to go look in a fucking mirror and rethink your media literacy, because it's fucking garbage. You fucking idiots.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    So much faux rage. Could you imagine if this guy read Fox News!?

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  • [–] 32 points 6 months ago (15 children)

    The outrage might be a little over the top, but the sentiment is valid. Click baity shit like this is why no one pays attention to the actual outages going on.

    If people are constantly seeing articles like 'Trump didn't say he would rule out pushing toddlers into wood chippers to combat climate change' and the article goes on to talk about how he was asked about what he had for breakfast, then outrage is a little hard to keep up. I actually think that's the worst/best tactic trump has used... Keep the outage going so steadily that people are worn out when the real stuff is out in the headlines.

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    [–] 57 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    It ain't me, it ain't me.

    I ain't no fortunate son!

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    [–] 45 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Sounds like a draft is being planned for the occupation of Iran, aka Vietnam v.4

    I doubt it, or at least, I hope you're wrong. This would go down like a lead balloon if they did it. The war is super unpopular in the US, probably super, suuuper unpopular among military age young men... who are, broadly speaking, either far left, or anti-semitic...... like, a draft is a potential mass unrest inducing event. surely they won't do it

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  • [–] 55 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Trump wants unrest so he can instate martial law and begin his reign of terror in earnest.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Oh, yeah, they won't do anything stupid, like starting a wildly unpopular war that will spike gas prices during a midterm campaign that is already about high prices. /S

    They already KNOW they'll get clobbered at the Midterms, so announcing a Draft will be the perfect punishment. Vote against MAGA? We'll just kill your children.

    A draft will be a mass resistance event, and they love the chaos. That's exactly the reason they WILL do it.

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    [–] 35 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    diagnosed President Trump with bone spurs as a favor to his father, Fred Trump, in order to help him avoid the military draft.

    So Barron might be "too tall" to serve his country...? and even if he's not I'm sure we'll find out real quick that bone spurs run in the family.

    It's so insane that it has always been standard practice for wealthy and powerful men to start wars then refuse to send their own children to fight, but it's especially egregious watching the Trump administration carry this shit out. The level of planning leading up to this to create another endless war seems so obvious in hindsight.

    •Hegseth's "anti-woke" military speech

    •Elimination of government loans for education (even for nursing and medical school, so only the wealthy can afford an education, let alone a deferment. If you're not born rich you have 2 options: take out private loans at a huge interest rate or join the army. Sign yourself over to the oligarchs one way or the other.)

    •Up the country's birth rates (gotta gradually replace them as they die by the thousands at war)

    •Openly admitting your goal is to eliminate the entire department of education. Because you don't need an education when your entire path birth to death has already been laid out for you:

    You're born to serve while Trump and his oligarchs sit in their country club and move you around like a piece of plastic on a game board.

    Life is hard and it seems like people are constantly fighting and dying around you from the moment you're born. It's all you know. Everyone around you is sick, destitute, and miserable. There are no jobs. You have no education. You know nothing but struggle and see no future for yourself.

    The army is the only hand reaching out and offering to help pull you up, so you grab it.

    Then you either die thousands of miles away from your home or you come back and spend the rest of your life wounded, without a doubt mentally and pretty often physically.

    If you try to speak out against it or warn others, you're accused of being "woke." There is no hesitation to show you how little your rights, that you were told you were fighting for, mean to the people who sent you to fight.

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    [–] 31 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Perfect opportunity to send Eric ..

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    I've been expecting this for a long time. Trump will definitely attempt a draft, with lots of loopholes for wealthy children.

    I suspect that he'll announce it in early 2027, after the Midterms, and after the Holidays. You don't want this being the main subject of American families as they gather at Christmas. Wait until they're isolated in their homes in the January winter, then spring it on them.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I actually expect all males under 40 have to sign up for the draft and show up at recruiting centers. If you are overweight the government will take over production of glp-1 and force those over weight on it. They will profile your social media using some kind of palentir program to assess your risk to the government cause and possibly send those most against the government to the front lines under equipped.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (9 children)

    Every American male has to register for the draft when they turn 18. You are already registered, and if you aren't, you are in violation of Federal/ MAGA law.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

    Adding MAGA law here is just really weird.

    Registering for the draft was passed into law in 1917 by Woodrow Wilson. 29 years before Trump was born.

    Calling that "MAGA" law makes no sense practically or historically

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    [–] 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I'm willing to bet he's just as deplorable as his old man.

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    [–] 17 points 6 months ago

    bro, bone spurs is hereditary 😒

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    Like father like son

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    Continuing the ancient tradition of Trumps doing nothing of value for the United States of America.

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