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Considering his drinking habits I'm 100% sure he did.
Poseidon's kiss
Cold bidets are proletariat
Clearly you haven't read Marx's 1893 Letter to Geberit AG Customer Satisfaction Representative, liberal
Marx failed to consider the times when you forgot to bring the new pack of toilet paper into the bathroom so when you run out you have to awkwardly waddle to where you left the toilet paper and drag it back into the bathroom
Marx never got the blue port-a-potty backsplash so I've got more real world experience
toilets are bourgeois, i shit in a hole in the woods
Don't call it a deuce!
Marx only got to use plumbing right before he died pretty much so before then it was an outhouse or whatever. Thats why Capital talks linen formula but nobody knows what to think about Poisedon’s Kiss. It was after his time.
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