Nathan Fillion's great isn't he?

I once absolutely missed out on doing the hanky panky with a gal...

... because I was absolutely insistent that we must watch all of Inglorious Basterds.

We were literally already in my bed, the entire time.

... But I was apparently more enamored with the movie and functionally spreading it as gospel.

Like, she actually groped me and whispered for me to roll her around and face her, as opposed to me being the big spoon, and I was like "No you don't understand, you have to see this movie."

... I guess the difference here being that I was entirely aware of the possible routes of that uh, encounter, and I consciously chose the movie, lol.

I've been through the desert
On a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert, you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la

We really should start teaching people to use words to communicate

That's not very clear. I mean, there's a variety of reasons why she could have done all of that. You did well to wait three years.

I've been taught that advancing on that is grounds for rape. Removing a bra and throwing it at you is not consent.

Not sure if sarcasm, so don't ask.

There’s a lot of subtext in the YoSaffBridge episodes to indicate that if she was capable of feeling true attraction to and affection for any of her marks, it would be Mal.

Or as my 2008-era dvd subtitles say, "speaks Chinese"

It made me do a double-take the first time, because it was quite clear what he said.