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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 57 points 2 months ago

If coffee goes, I'm done with this shithole existence.

[-] homes@piefed.world 14 points 2 months ago

Seriously. I had better die before this happens.

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[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

It just means instead of Arabica type beans, we will have to choke down robusta, the basis of cheap industrial coffee.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

Aparently you didn't see the chart showing Vietnam's robusta threat in this.

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Man, I'll honestly just stick to tea if it comes to that. The only good robusta drink I've ever had was some south Indian filter coffee (also kalled filter kaapi). It's traditionally a mix of robusta and chicory, but you can make it with Arabica if you want. The flavor profile is kinda similar to that of a Mokapot brew.

But other than that, I vastly prefer a cup of first flush Darjeeling tea.

[-] Janx@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago

We don't get coffee, and Nazis are back!? Fuck this world...

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[-] morto@piefed.social 44 points 2 months ago

The average person will only realize that something is really changing when they have to drastically change their consumption habits, and it will be too late to something about it

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[-] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Brazil's Embrapa is trying to breed Robusta to have a taste profile more closely matching Arabica, whilst also resisting the heat better. Difficult challenge given Robusta tastes like burnt rubber.

[-] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 months ago

This is gonna be like the Gros Michel banana thing again isn't it - where decades from now almost none of the world's coffee will taste as good as it used to, and nobody quite knows why.

[-] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 12 points 2 months ago

Very likely, yes

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I doubt because in that case we do have seeds of the plant and it can be put in a greenhouse, generally the situation is way different, i'il explain myself better:

Gran michele is now extinct because of how it was cultivated; In practice, to avoid having seeds in the fruit, production was carried out using cuttings, so practically all Gran Michele plants were clones of a group of other Gran Michele plants, meaning that genetic mutations never developed. Since none of them had developed a mutation capable of resisting a fungus (the name of which I cannot remember), they ALL died and we simply didn't had seeds

[-] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You can still buy the Gros Michel banana nowadays. It's not extinct, but is a rare and expensive speciality, rather than the common type of banana we see on the shelves like it used to be.

$37 USD per banana, on this particular site

If climate change makes growing Arabica coffee commercially non-viable at scale and all the growers move to hardier alternatives, then Arabica will still exist - absolutely - but instead of being the coffee you can drink every day it will also become a rare and expensive speciality, just like the banana.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Quote did not age well.

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Wow that's gone up me and a few coworkers ordered a box a couple of years ago and it was like $9 per banana.

They were good, I see the appeal of the variety, but they were not $9 banana good. Let alone $37 banana good.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 2 months ago

Damn, didn't know they still existed, sadly they cost a lot :/

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[-] DivineDev@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

Robusta tastes like burnt rubber

I will not accept this baseless slander! Vietnamese coffee (which is basically always robusta) mixed with sweetened condensed milk is the best coffee known to man and I will allow no different opinion.

[-] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 20 points 2 months ago

with sweetened condensed milk

To be fair, it's almost impossible to screw up condensed milk, it always tastes good.

[-] phar@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I have a different opinion

[-] ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

I’ve been to Vietnam several times, and their coffee is basically crack. I couldn't stop drinking it.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

There are coffee drinkers, then people who drink melted desserts.

[-] shininghero@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago

I've had a couple good roubustas, but it is a fickle breed to roast. If done wrong, even a medium roast will come out tasting like Folger's. Moderately higher quality Folger's due to the freshness, of course, but still Folger's.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Good thing I prefer light roast, like so light it turns fluffy when grinding.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

the roaster i like has a bean from honduras and that's what i'm betting on

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[-] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 22 points 2 months ago

Jfc everything is becoming a luxury...

[-] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 months ago

Of course, to the oligarchs this is the end game. I equate them to the top tier raiding gears in WoW back in the day. They didn't want people getting purples so easily because it was prestige only they had it. They argued and bickered vehemently to prevent the average prole from being able to get it. Some people need to feel superior to others because they're often bankrupt of personality.

[-] tehn00bi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I feel like the scene in v for vendetta when she eats toast with real butter and was shocked. That’s basically our future.

Phillip k dick envisioned a world were everything was fake and only the very wealthy could afford real.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

WE NEED NEPTUNIAN ICE STAT

[-] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Solving the problem once and for all.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 2 months ago
[-] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

"ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

[-] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 8 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't it just move more north or am I thinking too simplistic?

[-] silence7@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago

It's a bit too simplistic; coffee doesn't tolerate the overnight lows that you get outside the tropics and only grows between 25°N to 30°S. You could in theory grow it indoors with artificial lighting like marijuana, but that's really expensive.

[-] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 2 months ago

I bet a time will come when it will be worth it, like heated greenhouse tomatoes.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I have one coffee tree in my living room. If I take it outside in the summer I might harverst enough for two large cups in a single year.

Roasting beans on a kitchen oven sucks and basicly any brand in stores tastes better (probably because of my shitty roasting).

[-] frongt@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

It takes years and years to establish a reliable farm. Climate change is happening faster and more unpredictably.

Also, it's not just temperature/latitude that plants rely on, it's soil, elevation, humidity, and sunlight. Those are really hard to change.

[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

On top of the temperature thing silence mentioned, moving coffee north would push other crops further north and cause a chain of issues

[-] rushmonke@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wouldn't this also mean that parts of the world that were previously too cold to grow the beans are now appropriate?

[-] silence7@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago

The problem is that those areas are in the subtropical dry zone, where water constraints mean we won't see sustainable large-scale agriculture.

[-] fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[-] tehn00bi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Very possibly the only alternative.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

nope we need to get ice from neptune to fix this now it's gone too far

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[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

These bastards are going to take coffee from us.

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[-] spacebread98@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Time to switch back to cocaine beverages such as original Coca-Cola

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