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[-] laserm@lemmy.world 21 points 7 hours ago

That would've sucked. He would have to go to the boynecologist to get a boybortion

[-] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 hours ago
[-] MaybeNaught@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Aboitions are what prohibition-era goilfriends got for unwanted pregnancies.

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 53 points 10 hours ago
[-] nomy@lemmy.zip 8 points 7 hours ago

"Aboytion" would've worked here as well.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Also fits uwuspeak

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 8 hours ago

This is genuinely what I thought gender reveal parties were - though that didn’t explain why people seemed to keep dying at them.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 hours ago

hough that didn’t explain why people seemed to keep dying at them.

looking at the current poilitical landscape, I can imagine a few ways of people dying

[-] MrChewy@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Preganteee?!?!

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 51 points 14 hours ago

"Jesus fucking Christ, are you pregnant?!"

"..................................No?"

"Why are you giving me blue cupcakes?"

".........Cause I'm trans?"

[-] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 hours ago

"Hi trans, I'm dad"

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 32 points 14 hours ago

Presumably dad was relieved.

Having your kid tell you he's a boy shouldn't be a surprise if you talk to them and are paying attention. Them being pregnant unexpectedly, that can be a shock.

[-] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 35 points 15 hours ago

That’s a brilliant way to blunt the reaction. Make them think it’s teen pregnancy but when they open the box, SURPRISE it’s trans!

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 13 points 13 hours ago

The "door in the face" technique

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago
[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago
[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

How is babby formed?

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 55 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Sometime last week, the line from Ice Age 3 came to my mind.

Its a boy!

That's its tail....

Its a girl!

I guess that memory was here to line up with me seeing this post

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 89 points 21 hours ago
[-] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 15 hours ago
[-] tracelr402@piefed.blahaj.zone 24 points 13 hours ago
[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

CAN. U. GET. PREGANTÉ?

[-] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 hours ago

If you identify as a guy/guyby and are pregnant, yes (congrats then)

[-] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 32 points 18 hours ago

More likely than you think

[-] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

mr , draw him pregnant

edit: this is a threat. give me an image and i will actually draw the person pregnant.

[-] joan@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

lightning mcqueen

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago
[-] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

here you go, no ai, just paper and pen as god intended

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

This is glorious. So many details to take in; handsome squidward, SpongeBob’s expression, Gary’s eyelashes, how dainty and peaceful little fetus plankton looks.

Your contribution to humanity will not be forgotten. I will never unsee this thing I have explicitly asked for and my day is genuinely richer for it. Thank you 🙏

[-] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 hours ago

Hahahhaa yours is so much better, it has deep lore.

[-] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 14 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Not op, but I got you fam. Pregnant spongebob on maternity leave.

[-] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Not as cursed as mine but gotcha.

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

This is unironically beautiful. And Gary being a good emotional support snail to boot 😭

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