Thanks a lot DOGE. So clearly Elon Musk gives every American compensation, we get new numbers and have all of our credit history wiped clean to start new right? Bc otherwise this just means we've all been massively fucked by Trump and his band of idiots
His wealth spread across everyone living in the U.S. is ~ $2500 a person
Not adult, not citizen, not household,..
Person
I could use an extra $2500.
Life in prison would be nice too. Fuck him and his ketamine bender
I feel like he would just buy his luxury in prison like Pablo Escobar.
I think the worst punishment for people like Thiel and Musk would be to have their assets seized and any future wages garnished to be paid to the victims of their crimes, while they're forced to attempt to survive in the society they've helped create.
The consequences they face will serve as an example and deterrent for others like them and one of two things would happen. Billionaires suddenly experience empathy/gain a conscience and conditions improve for all of society, or, billionaires continue to maintain the conditions they've created while one by one falling victim to their own creations. Most likely they check themselves out very quickly rather than attempt to survive the nightmare they had no problems inflicting on others. Either way equals a net gain for society.
Thanks DOGE! Jesus, trump, how could you be so fucking stupid and uncaring? You have done nothing more than shove the monopoly board of america off of the table in a big tantrum because you were losing. Don't forget, America made you, America can bring you down.
Two words: malignant narcissist.
I'd add pedophile to the list.
Say it with me!
A 👏 social 👏 security 👏 number 👏 is 👏 NOT 👏 a 👏 valid 👏 identity 👏 verification 👏 method.
The idea that all SSNs should be changed is dumb.
The fix is to get dumb people to stop using it as an identity verification method.
I fucking CALLED IT.
I've been getting so many loan applications since they opened pandoras box last year. never had this problem. I even just got an alert my SSN has been found on the darknet.
take my advice, freeze your credit report at all three major credit firms NOW. don't wait, takes an hour for all three all online. doesn't matter of you're 9 or 90, do it do it do it.
Also - create an irs profile and check to require a password to file taxes. And also create ssa profile and check the data.
This is how Americans are going to lose their right to vote. The process will be "slow" for specific states and regions, just long enough to miss the midterms.
Y'all won your right to vote once, you can do it again.
I have long predicted the entire goal of DOGE was to feed more data to Palantir, and clearly no other company is ever going to be given this level of security clearance, so they become dependent on it forever. I think this view is gaining more traction from what I've seen.
DOGE was a coup within a coup.
more than 300 million Americans
I know wiggle room is the gold standard of journalism... but you can just say "all Americans".
The rest are being deported.
DOGE infiltrated months ago and you are just reacting now?
The people in power are the same ones who created DOGE. It's like Epstein - not like they're going to investigate themselves.
What a perfect time to stop using social security numbers for specifically the thing they were not designed to be.
Except the dumfucks have railed against the idea of a national id number since before they removed "Not to be used for ID" from the SS cards. So instead we have a national id number that was never meant to be one and stupidly easy to figure out.
0 chance they hand out new SSID, that's money and work and confusion, imagine every medical entity changing over that code?
First, the govt would need to make a lookup table.
Anyone that used their old ssid for something, or a system that had the old ssid in it, would need a translation to the new ID.
Sooo at what point could you safely stop accepting old ID's because they're all changed over? Never. Some random medical provider in east bumfuck, TN, still uses your SSID from their own paper copy. So you're stuck accepting old SSIDs and translating them into new SSIDs on demand, which completely breaks any security of changing IDs in the first place.
There have been enough nexus/credit leaks over the years, it's hardly news that those ID's are compromised.
Just a minor bit of pedantry, but Social Security Numbers are generally abbreviated as SSN, SSID usually refers to a "Service Set Identifier" aka WiFi network name.
Instead of new SSNs, how about we maybe the number less risky in general?
It should never have served as a "secret". Authenticating someone needs more than some account number. SSN should be more of a "username", not a password.
It was never meant to part of any kind of database, but banks and businesses found a loophole to that a long ass time ago and now we're here.
What do you think it's meant for? It's a perfect fit for any database that needs to uniquely identify a person.
The problem is using it as authorization without any other checks.
It's not a perfect fit for anything that requires security. It was never meant to be a SECURE identifier. Just AN identifier.
All U.S. Social Security numbers may need to be changed
Yeah, sure, and winged monkeys may fly out of my ass. But I doubt it'll happen.
Yeah, honestly they have needed to be changed for years now, what with all the data breaches and stuff.. Pretty sure everyone’s info was leaked ages ago. Nothing has been done because this is how the people in charge want it.
They actually need to publicly release everyone’s SSNs so that they can’t be used for authentication anymore, which they never should have been
I’ve been saying this for literal years now. They should release a publicly searchable database of every single SSN, name, and DOB. Force organizations to stop using those as a form of ID, because they’re not secure and never have been.
Give it like a year of lead time. Like announce “March 1 2027, we’ll post the database” and then that gives institutions a full year to figure something new out.
ssn was never intended to be a form of identification. it was specifically decided that it would not be used as a form of identification by the administration that controlled it
SIEZE Elons assets arrest try him and repair the damage to American infrastructure with his money
more than 300 million Americans
Last I checked, that's all of 'em
Just add a 1 at the end of them all. That's what I do when my work says I have to change my password.
Same. My password is on hunter2111111111111 now.
Shit, shouldn't have shared it. I'll just have to change it to >!hunter21111111111111!<.
I don't know what you're talking about, all I see is *******************
Another victory for Small Government and the Private Sector, puh-raise JEE-zuz-ah!
I'm sure that this will be more expensive to fix than whatever "savings" Elons ghouls have managed to bring.
Borges alleges that a little-known federal tech team called the Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE, copied the government’s master Social Security database into a cloud system that lacked normal oversight.
I don't know if I'd call them a little-known team (they're infamous for basically fraud), but point taken.
Are we efficient yet?
Regardless of whether or not they are breached, the social security numbering system needs to be changed because it is far from a secure number.
Let me guess... just in time for a 2028 election where we all suddenly need our valid SSN?
I will keep laughing at Americans till they manage to get their broken democracy to establish an ID system like every other country.
The same group that pushes for voter ID laws refuses to implement a national ID system because they're afraid of the mark of the beast.
Too bad they already wear the mark, in the form of an ugly red hat
File a lawsuit against fucking DOGE and MAGA.
I was going to guess that it was one of Trump's idiot corrupt collaborators or AI, and here it is, Elon Musk's idiot collaborators.
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