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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I find this funny because I actually did once have a peanut butter jelly sex sandwich with someone.

Long story short, she dared me to, we used shower curtains over the bed... and floor... and took our sweet and sticky time showering off afterward.

... didn't think to uh, make any pictures or anything of it, fortunately or unfortunately.

So uh, good memories from this image, lol.

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

If you're uncircumcised you can try a variation of this where you put peanut butter on your knob and then jam on your shaft then when you pull your foreskin over it you've got yourself a pb&j eggroll. If you're circumcised then I'd suggest some foreskin regeneration therapy so you can try making pb&j shlongrolls in a few years. No one should miss out.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 49 minutes ago

Angry upvote

[-] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 hours ago

The fact that this exists means that god is either oblivious to the horrors taking place on its universe or that he is impotent to change the events taking place on it

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 20 points 3 hours ago
[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 hours ago

I used to be friends with that bird but he kept going on and on about his opinions on TV shows. Like the family guy/Pinky and the brain crossover episode where Brain and Brian swap places and Brian gets drunk and tries to put lipstick on pinky but the lipstick is his dong. That goddamn bird was convinced that Seth MacFarlane and Steven Spielberg deserved to be charged under archaic obscenity laws for that one. I mean it's probably the dumbest goddamn episode of TV I've ever seen but let's not bring back 1950s broadcast standards over it.

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago
[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Which ones though? Acetaminophen? Caffeine? Carbon monoxide?

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

He could also be aware and have the power to change it, but doesn't care.

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Nah, as god is all-know able he has the deep knowledge of all the kinks and has experienced them fully. God's into this.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 19 points 3 hours ago

The real gold is always in the comments.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

someone get me some nitric acid we need to hide the gold

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

I'm circumcised. Last girl I was with said, "so you're not circumcised?" While handling it. Makes you think. Makes me think, anyway.

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 hours ago

Honestly she probably just wanted to make you feel better because you can't make her knobroll snacks.

Next time just tell her to go pick carrots to sell at the local farmers market. It's probably a better use of her time anyway.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago

:: this account has been blocked::

lol jk

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2026
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