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[-] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago

My friend hiked Mt Kosciuszko yesterday! I am so proud of her!

Definitely something I want to do as well one day.

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[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago

I love when drivers go through red lights at pedestrian crossings and almost hit me.

The next cunt that does it is getting dragged out of his fucking car.

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago

I've been near smashed by so many cunts not stopping for trams in the past few weeks. Yesterday the driver got off and started yelling at people, it was majestic!

[-] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Morning guys. Moderately well rested, and contemplating making pancakes

[-] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

What is the evolutionary advantage of my butthole being able to taste spicy....?

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You could probably light a smoke like a car cigarette lighter.

Wait. Taste?

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[-] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh dear, startled a homeless man in my elevator on the way out for groceries. I think this happened earlier in the week too, I passed two police officers in my buildings lobby at around 715am earlier this week. Plus a month or two ago I came across a clearly drug affected man lying in the elevator in the morning... Our building needs a swipe card to get into after hours so idk how it's happening. We're not in a dodgy location either.

This morning the man said "sorry, I do apologise", and scuttled out of the elevator with a plastic bag with items in it, but that was on my 10th floor... I waited at the tram stop for my tram in view of the building for the next 5 mins and didn't see him exit. I wonder if he'll be there when I get back.

Edit: I'm back and didn't see him

[-] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Ah, you’re having my usual experience

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

the young Seagoons have moved into their new home

we all hugged and were a little teary when they said goodbye

I'm so lucky to have had them here, they really are a joy. 🥰🥹

they now live 10 mins by car, 20 by bus and we will see them often 🥰

[-] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

I'm so happy for you 😍

[-] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Today's adventures in perimenopause/life in 2026....I could not remember my own phone number. Got there in the end at least but seriously....

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Solidarity Sista. Yesterday I hot flushed in aldi so I stuck my head in the freezer.

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

daiso time

does anyone want anything?

[-] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

More nori sheets. I’ve gone slightly nuts making onigiri

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[-] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Training chopsticks please

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[-] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

A cute pink knife and cutting board set please

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[-] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

I hope you're having a good birthday weekend Spins, lovely weather for it.

[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Hell yeah :)

[-] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Does anyone know De La Soul here....? Perfect for my mood and jobs today.

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[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Tonight we see Baldrick, what will he dig up this time?

[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Groceries, gym, clean house, feed various cats, dinner, night out!

Edit:

I slept in this morning and the strays were waiting for their dry food. I think they looked annoyed lol

Found Gibson's baby photo

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Um Gibs, that isn't a nap tray

[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

She's always been a little goblin lol

[-] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago
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[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

PSA for anyone doing meal planning today: Pancake Tuesday is this week, giving you the opportunity to indulge in as many pancakes as you like without anyone questioning your meal choices.

For anyone wanting the ultimate pancake challenge I have managed pancakes for all three meals one year. Sweet pancakes for breakfast, Japanese vegetable pancakes (okinomiaki) for lunch and filled savoury crepes for dinner.

[-] kruetz@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

I've just finished making a batch of cheese, bacon, and spring onion pikelets that ended up about three times thicker than regular pancakes, and they've already started to disappear ...

[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

That sounds like an interesting variation. Sort of a savoury muffin pikelet?

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[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Who the fuck am I? What am I doing? What's going on?

Casually slips into Babylon 5

Who are you?
What do you want?
Why are you here?
Where are you going?
Do you have anything worth living for?

[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Snowboard cross should be a contact sport

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[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago
[-] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

🫡 reporting for duty (coffee and shopping)

[-] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Morning boss

[-] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

I bought a Digimon tote bag for my girlfriend and holy shit I think this is the best tote bag I've ever seen. It has double layered canvas on the sides so they're nice and thick, and a generous gusset in the middle. This thing can stand up on its own with a few things in there

[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

No night out tonight sadly, budget doesn't allow it.

Pretty disappointed tbh, but yeah it is what it is.

Fucking lame.

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