I love when drivers go through red lights at pedestrian crossings and almost hit me.
The next cunt that does it is getting dragged out of his fucking car.
I've been near smashed by so many cunts not stopping for trams in the past few weeks. Yesterday the driver got off and started yelling at people, it was majestic!
Today's adventures in perimenopause/life in 2026....I could not remember my own phone number. Got there in the end at least but seriously....
Solidarity Sista. Yesterday I hot flushed in aldi so I stuck my head in the freezer.
Morning guys. Moderately well rested, and contemplating making pancakes
What is the evolutionary advantage of my butthole being able to taste spicy....?
You could probably light a smoke like a car cigarette lighter.
Wait. Taste?
Oh dear, startled a homeless man in my elevator on the way out for groceries. I think this happened earlier in the week too, I passed two police officers in my buildings lobby at around 715am earlier this week. Plus a month or two ago I came across a clearly drug affected man lying in the elevator in the morning... Our building needs a swipe card to get into after hours so idk how it's happening. We're not in a dodgy location either.
This morning the man said "sorry, I do apologise", and scuttled out of the elevator with a plastic bag with items in it, but that was on my 10th floor... I waited at the tram stop for my tram in view of the building for the next 5 mins and didn't see him exit. I wonder if he'll be there when I get back.
Edit: I'm back and didn't see him
Ah, youโre having my usual experience
the young Seagoons have moved into their new home
we all hugged and were a little teary when they said goodbye
I'm so lucky to have had them here, they really are a joy. ๐ฅฐ๐ฅน
they now live 10 mins by car, 20 by bus and we will see them often ๐ฅฐ
Does anyone know De La Soul here....? Perfect for my mood and jobs today.
omg, I remember it
and I remember everyone loving our new coins because they had beautiful native animal designs
Groceries, gym, clean house, feed various cats, dinner, night out!
Edit:
I slept in this morning and the strays were waiting for their dry food. I think they looked annoyed lol
Found Gibson's baby photo

Um Gibs, that isn't a nap tray
She's always been a little goblin lol
I hope you're having a good birthday weekend Spins, lovely weather for it.
Hell yeah :)
Tonight we see Baldrick, what will he dig up this time?
daiso time
does anyone want anything?
More nori sheets. Iโve gone slightly nuts making onigiri
Who the fuck am I? What am I doing? What's going on?
Casually slips into Babylon 5
Who are you?
What do you want?
Why are you here?
Where are you going?
Do you have anything worth living for?
PSA for anyone doing meal planning today: Pancake Tuesday is this week, giving you the opportunity to indulge in as many pancakes as you like without anyone questioning your meal choices.
For anyone wanting the ultimate pancake challenge I have managed pancakes for all three meals one year. Sweet pancakes for breakfast, Japanese vegetable pancakes (okinomiaki) for lunch and filled savoury crepes for dinner.
I've just finished making a batch of cheese, bacon, and spring onion pikelets that ended up about three times thicker than regular pancakes, and they've already started to disappear ...
That sounds like an interesting variation. Sort of a savoury muffin pikelet?
I bought a Digimon tote bag for my girlfriend and holy shit I think this is the best tote bag I've ever seen. It has double layered canvas on the sides so they're nice and thick, and a generous gusset in the middle. This thing can stand up on its own with a few things in there
Good morning comrades
๐ซก reporting for duty (coffee and shopping)
Morning boss
No night out tonight sadly, budget doesn't allow it.
Pretty disappointed tbh, but yeah it is what it is.
Fucking lame.
Snowboard cross should be a contact sport
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Hi Chef! Can I have .... cheese tortellini in a tomatoey veal sauce? And a cup of coffee.
I would like to steal one cheese tort, when it arrives.


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tea and crumpets with butter and blackberry jam please
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Can I please have............ Veal tortellini in a cheesy tomato sauce?
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