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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 8 hours ago

Time to test the double luge teams for meth!

[-] ashenone@lemmy.ml 38 points 13 hours ago

If meth, which is a stimulant, makes you gay. Then heroin, which is a depressant, should make you straight again. A speedball will make you bi since it contains both stimulants and depressants, or it could turn you trans so that the gay from the stimulant will become straight from the depressant.

[-] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 hours ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

[-] ashenone@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I am Aurther, king of the Britons

[-] CottyCat@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

King of the who?

[-] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago

I don't understand there's plenty of gay men married to women. Have you heard of this subs moderators?

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 hours ago

There's only one proven way to get the gayness out and that's by having as much gay sex as possible.

[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 24 points 14 hours ago

The crazy part is this post might actually keep a select group of people away from meth

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 62 points 22 hours ago
[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Quan Millz is the best author out there. This hoe got roaches in her crib is a work of art.

[-] bless@lemmy.ml 11 points 16 hours ago

You're hetero when I say you're hetero

  • Walter White
[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 13 hours ago

You're not Gay just because your weenie won't work. Gay weenies work just fine. That's why Gay is so popular.

[-] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 144 points 1 day ago

The only thing I believe about this is that meth was involved

[-] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 9 points 14 hours ago

Fake AND gay? The full package!

[-] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 9 points 16 hours ago

Well the opposite of meth is heroin.......

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago

It’s true if you smoke two meths it reverses the gay polarity.

[-] GreenDust@lemmings.world 26 points 1 day ago

Smoke two meths before you smoke two meths, and then you smoke two more.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 19 hours ago

You should do that both in times of peace, and in times of war.

Then you’ll be smashing more pussy than a mississippian at a family reunion.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Only if you cross the pipes!

[-] itsmistermoon@piefed.social 5 points 16 hours ago

Yeah that's his problem, pay more attention please /s

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 22 points 22 hours ago

Wow, two weeks is generous!

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 20 points 20 hours ago

She's not reluctant to break up with boyfriend, she's reluctant to break up with a meth connection.

[-] quoll@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 22 hours ago
[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 18 points 1 day ago

Praying should be about as effective as the meth.

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 19 hours ago
[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 hours ago

Nyan, you sound like you're bi

[-] 1dalm@lemmings.world 11 points 1 day ago

Things that didn't happen.

this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2026
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