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Did they get her semen in time
Could she be used as an axolotl tank? Just curious
Now that you mention it, ~~it's crazy that~~ the "most infamous" Warhammer 40k lore is once again literally just half-ass lifted straight from Moorcock/Dune. I had completely forgotten that aspect of the Bene Tleilax.
half-ass lifted straight from Moorcock/Dune
Please tell me the container contained a piano or a giant anvil.
Spoiler Alert: It was full of harvested cum and it comically splooshed out
And her head popped out the top with her teeth comically replaced with piano keys that started playing
Or said 'karma' on it.
Gravity is hamas
Vaxxed?
Did anyone check to see if the container was okay??
I usually disapprove of everything Israeli soldiers do, but this new thing shows some promise. They should stop surviving years of "intense war" or whatever and focus on doing more of this.
Anyone can change paths and redeem themselves.
DID THEY GET HER SEMEN IN TIME?
Ha, shes no Klingon
Yeah and I'm being hyperbolic when I say "intense war" we all know the IDF just hides out in bases and drops drone grenades on civilians.
And thats why they'll nevee tale a barrell to the face like our boy Worf did with honour.
Heh sometimes the bravely venture forth in armoured vehicles, from which they are sometimes kidnapped by the dastardly enemy
<- He did it
Unreported: The container was allegedly labeled 'her sins'.
~this~ ~is~ ~a~ ~joke~
ADL now remarking that gravity is anti-semitic.
a crushing defeat
Good, I hope it hurt
Rest in piss Bozo
Were they trying to do some MGSV Fulton extraction shenanigans?
'd then lolWelcome to the Resistance, standardized ISO shipping container 
cyberpunk crates with a wire that you can break in stealth
She really fell for that one!
Sounds like a skill issue to me
The acme of her career. :kelly:
A barrel of 🔻
Iso container = closed casket 🥞
The shipping container was Khamaaas
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