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[-] deranger@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The drugs: weed vapes
The computer/human interface: VR goggles and a stroker

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I see you are living your best life!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

a stroker

Is that a euphemism for someone who's giving you some hand lovin'? 🤔

[-] deranger@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

It’s a robot you hook up to your PC or phone and it jerks you off

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

I'm not one to kinkshame, nor do I have the correct organs to make that work, but I'm picturing a 90's style robotic hand and that sounds absolutely terrfying.

I'm not searching for examples, but I'm 99.9% sure your particular set of organs are accommodated, assuming the correct choice of peripherals.

[-] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Pearl Jam was quite prescient.

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 33 points 1 week ago

but the company that does it is owned by a nazi. and also the yogurt is cursed.

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago
[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The yogurt is also very ketogenic and full of vitamins and macros.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Neuralink is actualy WAY behind the current state of art. What they're doing with terrifyingly fragile brain implants, other companies can do with a skulcap that doesn't involve snapping off bits of metal in your brain.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

There was ISRIB for some time, but it had drastic consequences as a side-effect.

It's hepatotoxic, sadly.

It's also not universally effective, it works only against age-related memory decline, specific diseases, and injuries.

It's hard to get in the right amount, due to biolavailability.

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 15 points 1 week ago

Wow, they were spot on. Amazing.

Well, one time in 2016 I did acid and spent hours watching Windows screensavers. That's basically what they're describing.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What were your favorites? I feel like we lost an entire genre of art now that nobody uses screensavers anymore.

Edit: And music visualizers too, but a good chunk of those have been saved by (I think it's called) Milkdrop, so you can still use them in modrrn FOSS music programs.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I can't speak for GP, but "pipes" was always a solid watch.

Then there's this thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytKVGtJ5yng

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, pipes was awesome. The LTT shop has a button up with it as the pattern, but I can't justify $50 + shipping for a single button up shirt. And the drama from years ago as reported by GamersNexus etc makes me hesitate to give them money anyway.

Another one I love is the old 3d maze from Windows 95 or 98. I swear I remember details about it that it doesn't actually have though.

[-] yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

Donald Trump linked to Grok so he could have double personality disorder, one day as a child predator and other day as a child predator!

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

Dont know what decade this is from but i am near certain it was the 6th year of it.

My bet is 66

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

We went the other way...

Idiots are raised up, and intelligence is mocked and suppressed.

We were doing okay for a while there, but divisive figures like Trump are succeeding in destroying the world as we know it.

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

I was taking a lot of acid around that time.....

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Still waiting for Palmer Eldritch to return to our galaxy with his machine eyes...

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

I mean, they got the drugs part, and it was ahead of schedule!

However, it was never sustainable.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
  • a short story by the Critically Acclaimed author of "The Torment Nexus".
[-] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

That one wasn't wrong about the subject matter, just had the implementation a little off.

[-] jared@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Our minds are one now!

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