This reminds me of the time the police got called to an office building because someone saw a man with a rifle in one of the windows. Turns out it was a gaming studio, and the man was a human-size cardboard cutout advertising Battlefield or some similar first person shooter.
Was it Terry Pratchett or Douglas Addams that had a witch that was going to be burned at the stake? She had a little future-sight abd went to her death willingly and with dignity. And with 50pounds of roofing nails in a barrel of gunpowder under her dress.
If someone shoots Boris, the owner will have a lot more to worry about than home invaders
Boris will not drop the gun, but he will drop the building structure.
I see there is Gender Reveal Tannerite, which would dye the perps a chosen color.
"Boris, Boris Claymore"
I hope Boris has a very substantial steel plate behind his back.
This is no “go big or go home” he simply goes boom. He give me Mole from Atlantis vibes.
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Unfortunately I think this is still illegal 😔
I'm worried Boris won't go off. He's most likely to be shot with a handgun which won't set off the tannerite.
Same energy as "claymore in the snow room aimed at the outside door". It can only do one thing and it will statistically do it to the person spending the most time around it, not any imagined opposition.
Keep one in the car so you can use the HOV lane.
175 lbs of Tannerite. Boris, the house and some part of the neighborhood will attempt a space voyage, if Boris gets shot.
Be Boris, Friend.
I would be concerned about Boris wrecking a perfectly good foyer. Maybe put at the end of your street, leaning on a tree, just make sure the neighbors know what he is, but not who put him there.
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