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[-] hector@lemmy.today 2 points 25 minutes ago

So if there is anything on your computer, deleting it just destroys the file directory to it, they can find it still, you have to delete everything, then rewrite over it with new information.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 9 minutes ago

Anon was probably downloading csam

[-] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 hours ago

Fake: cops obeying the law and following due process? Really?

Gay: Anon clearly took “be gay, do crimes” seriously… too bad he didn’t take his opsec as seriously…

[-] xodasu@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 hours ago

Short answer, do NOT destroy the computer or flee. That is textbook obstruction and will turn a sketchy visit into a criminal case overnight. You were right to refuse a search without a warrant, keep doing that, but destroying evidence or running wiping tools is a dumb panic move.

Get a lawyer immediately, even a public defender if money is tight. Record everything from the visit now, names, badge numbers, what they said, time stamps, take photos of any paperwork or footprints. Do not log into accounts, do not run cleanup software, and if possible disconnect the machine from the internet and power it down until your lawyer tells you what to do. Turning it off is different from erasing stuff.

If the cops come back with a warrant, comply on your lawyer's advice. If you're honestly worried the allegation involves really serious crimes, get counsel fast, because those carry mandatory procedures and you need someone who knows how to handle evidence and interviews. And for the future, yes encrypt your drives and keep recovery keys offline, but that's after you sort this with legal help.

[-] feannag@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

IANAL, but I think it's only a crime if it's destroyed after a warrant has been issued.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 hour ago

I'm very glad you're not a lawyer.

https://www.shouselaw.com/ca/blog/destruction-of-evidence-charge/

This says you just need to know what you were destroying was evidence, which Anon clearly does.

[-] mech@feddit.org 23 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

If the cops actually had anything real on him, they could get the warrant over the phone while stalling you at the door, or even storm your place and get it later.
And even if they don't get it, no cop can get in trouble for the raid if they "suspect" you might destroy evidence, and anything they find can still be used in court.

It completely invalidates your 4th amendment rights but congress felt this was needed to protect you against "terrorists" 25 years ago.

[-] hector@lemmy.today 3 points 20 minutes ago

Plus if police "believe" they are following the law, they are allowed to use the fruit from the poison tree, for decades now, ever since The Fear of the Others in the crime wave in the 80's and 90's gave them license to cancel the Bill of Rights.

[-] kcseb@pawb.social 64 points 5 hours ago

And here's where we introduce you to this magical term called full disk encryption!

[-] EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world 40 points 5 hours ago

And if you use BitLocker, do NOT backup your recovery key to the cloud!

https://gizmodo.com/microsoft-reportedly-turned-over-bitlocker-encryption-keys-to-the-fbi-2000713550

Print out out, give it to a friend, don't mention it via electronic means (email, text, Snapchat, YouTube, and so on...)

[-] msage@programming.dev 3 points 48 minutes ago

And if you use BitLocker, don't!

[-] turdas@suppo.fi 2 points 2 hours ago

Even better is to memorize it.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Hide it in a poem in a leather bound book at the end of a trap-filled dungeon.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 17 points 4 hours ago

This person should also turn off their computer and remove the RAM so it's zeroed out if it gets siezed.

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Full disk encryption doesn't help much if the pc is running anyway since the key will be in memory

[-] B0rax@feddit.org 4 points 3 hours ago

How will they carry the running pc if it’s not a laptop?

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

They use forensic tools to clone the RAM before moving it. Probably depends on exploits so whether it will work may depend on your OS, but they have access to the hardware so there are a lot of possibilities.

[-] SirHaxalot@nord.pub 6 points 2 hours ago

Is this actually practically achievable or mostly theoretical in a lab? Is it confirmed that the cops have actually managed to do this?

[-] B0rax@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago

At least in Germany, I would be surprised if the cops could point to the RAM inside a computer. They will not open it before they take it with them.

[-] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 points 59 minutes ago

Careful. There are levels to it, and from stories that I heard, those levels don't always communicate with each other. If you get the regular "normal cops", then no, they won't know anything more than the average joe about computers.

If get in deep enough shit, you might get a visit from the specialised cops, either the state or federal variety, and those guys know what they are doing.

[-] frog@feddit.uk 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

They have a battery attached to flat wires. When you give a couple millimeters of room from the plug, they insert the flat wires and the computer will be powered from the battery.

HotPlug Field Kit

If the computer is logged in, they have a USB device that mimics a mouse. It makes the mouse pointer move back and forth to prevent it from going to sleep or the screen saver.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

If it can be proven you did that, that's gonna look real bad in court.

[-] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 58 minutes ago)

If it's proven that you did it, you are getting locked up anyway.

In 99% it is better to not say anything or indict yourself

Edit: ah, misunderstood you, with "did that" you mean turn off the computer, not whatever crime you are accused of. I'd still disagree, but only based on anecdotes, go ask a lawyer, I guess

[-] mech@feddit.org 13 points 3 hours ago

You can get in legal trouble for turning off your PC?

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

There's no law against googling how to dispose of a body, but if you do, and you're a suspect in a murder, it's a real bad look for you.

Same story here. Probably legal, but definitely not a good look.

[-] msage@programming.dev 1 points 48 minutes ago

Turning off your PC makes you look bad? What the fuck.

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 hours ago

Anon shouldn't have fucked with the CSAM

[-] Hello_there@fedia.io 9 points 3 hours ago
  1. Hammer.
  2. "my computer just broke. Had to get a new one"
[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 hour ago

Sounds like time to wipe PC and install a clean OS

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