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[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 2 points 41 minutes ago

It’s a match made in the heavens. With Valentines Day coming up keep an eye to the sky for a big bang

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 2 hours ago
[-] tourist@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

I can't save this if it'll show up in my media roll

[-] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 5 hours ago

Signing up for the helldivers division right now blobcat, sweats

[-] Vantablack@feddit.uk 11 points 4 hours ago

For democracy!

[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

I'd hit it. 🥵

[-] xodasu@sh.itjust.works 71 points 9 hours ago

Oh good, another sermon screenshot that got science from a cereal box. No, NASA did not photograph "HELL" with an electric microscope. Electron microscopes take images of things smaller than a grain of sand, not space clouds. Someone either slapped an AI nebula filter on a stock image or misunderstood every word they ever heard in science class, pick your poison.

Also proud of humanity for turning cosmic art into a giant vagina and promptly calling it divine proof. I laughed, then cringed at the same time. If this is the hill you want to die on, bring snacks, because the ratio is coming.

[-] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Pretty sure that was just a troll post.

[-] genuineparts@infosec.pub 29 points 7 hours ago

Electron microscopes take images of things smaller than a grain of sand

Checkmate Atheist, he said electric Microscope. \s

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 8 hours ago

Is this an AI space vagina?

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 23 minutes ago
[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago

That’s going on my list of band names.

[-] halfapage@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

excuse me this is a strictly waste publishing facility

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 35 points 8 hours ago

Why are NASA using microscopes to look at space?

[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 31 points 8 hours ago

you know when you try using binoculars the wrong way around and everything go small? they're just using the microscopes like that

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago

This is where baby universes come from.

[-] mr_stank@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago
[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 51 points 9 hours ago

I should call her. 

[-] n_throe@piefed.social 6 points 6 hours ago

Sorry guys but this is hell vulva nebula.

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 4 points 55 minutes ago

I’m not googling that.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 23 points 8 hours ago

So, just to be clear, Pastor Alex thinks vaginas are 'hell'? Good luck ever getting laid Alex.

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

Pastor Alex probably became a pastor because he's gay and deep in the closet

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

he's deep in something but I doubt it's a closet...

deep in that ass

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 hours ago

Pastor Alex probably likes little boys.

[-] froh42@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

What did the priest say to the - what is Ministrant in English - altar server boy?

"There is a good Christian inside you".

(Was sagt der Pfarrer zum Ministranten? Es steckt ein guter Christ in Dir.)

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 2 points 41 minutes ago

"Altar boy" is most common where I am, but I have also heard "server".

[-] halfapage@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

vaginal flashbacks

[-] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 26 points 9 hours ago
[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago

I'll take it, the alternative is a real shit-hole.

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 10 points 8 hours ago

This one looks like a hybrid of both

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

That nebula sure looks quiffy

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