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the time has come (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 weeks ago by godlessworm@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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and so have i

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[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 47 points 3 weeks ago

praying he has a swift de-covery

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago

Ok, you know the drill: thoughts, prayers, ancient Sumerian curses, anything that might make a difference.

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago

Currently praying to God, Jesus, and the spooky ghost specter

[-] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago

Unfortunately:

His prognosis is positive

But I’m still timmy-pray4crab-party

[-] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago

Someone has to hire those Etsy witches to do their magic

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

Get worse soon

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

Wishing him the worst

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

assemble the crabs, it is time. hex-crab-chapo

[-] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

die binch

[-] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 weeks ago

Whatever happens to him I hope he suffers greatly 🙏

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

IF HE CROAKS TONIGHT. BEERS ARE ON ME

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

pray-against

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 3 weeks ago

All crabs report to the raving beach, repeat, all crabs report to the raving beach

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

turtle-pogger

[-] fox@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

rip-bozo-grave

holden-bloodfeast fidel-freethrow

[-] shath@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

socialism-spectre

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

lets-fucking-go

[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 14 points 3 weeks ago

Ole Glitch hasn’t had his software updated in a while.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

get-in

[-] booty@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Ulysses, he's weakened. Get his ass!

[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Bro is a sack of blood, his aides have to turn him upside down so he has enough in his head to remember how to speak, just let him have the morphine at this point and send him on his way to hell

[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!?! pog-fish

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

this mfer gonna die and I'm gonna be all LMFAO

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

He fell after a reporter asked him a question the other day and then babbled meaninglessly after he got up.

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

the shit was coming out of his diaper and mouth at the same time

[-] Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

I wish him a very ribbit

[-] Korkki@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOFeD6Jkvoo

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

it's happening!

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He's been in that USA hospice for old folks since 1985, too soon.

[-] whatdoiputhere12@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

thoughts and prayers I guess

this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2026
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