back when i used to be a jerk and troll people online, this is the sort of response i would call a "jackpot"
Wrong I only diddled kids at Trump Tower, never Little St. James 
That's a clear threat from the President, wonder if Noah will cave and give a weepy apology like that loser Kimmel
An 'apology' that just repeatedly mentions Trump and Epstein Island in the same sentence over and over would be kinda funny though.
Afaik he's not on TV anymore. There's nothing for him to be fired from.
Does he actually use a toilet? I just assume he loads up his depends and has to have someone clean him up like the giant baby he is.
Actually I just got the News™ fresh off Fox: it turns out that toilets are woke nonsense and only you use them 😆
Must be true or he wouldn’t care, right?
Excuse me, I have never been to any place named Epstein Island, I have only been on a cruise past the Gulf of America.
Trumps posting style is more a shotgun loaded w birdshot and less like a precision strike. He is a quantity poster, not a quality poster.
It's sad because he used to be quality. I blame the lack of a character limit, I think that's how he lost his mojo.
He never had any mojo, he just got old and can't hold back his dementia so he's just showing what he's really like.
Nah, he had some juice complaining about celebrity gossip nobody cares about.
He does, or did at least, have a lot of charisma. There's a reason that he's got such a cult, while other similar old Republicans with very similar supposed beliefs have no cult.
Cracked up at the slopadopoulos part
It's so good. Sounds like he's bullying a dinosaur on the playground.
I have a very similar sounding last name to George's and I'm disappointed that out of all the ways I was made fun as a kid of none of it involved mocking my last name
Slop.
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