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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

If he is going to be standing there, who will be securing the perimeter?

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago
[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Not him. He is too busy watching Sanctuary Moon.

[-] bonenode@piefed.social 17 points 4 days ago
[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

My first thought.

[-] Red_October@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

And one night it's personal identification system misidentifies you as an intruder and it proceeds to "protect you" to death.

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 12 points 4 days ago

Yeah that’ll help you fucking sleep, especially after you rewatched that clip of the Tesla driving back and forth over that child test dummy.

[-] ProIsh@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

If it starts shooting at ice for defense he might be into something here. Too bad it'll just kill you if they knock on the door.

[-] vfreire85@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago

something developed by elon musk will start shooting at agents from a techbro's own sturmabteilung. right.

[-] MagnificentSteiner@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago

And then sell the data.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

$100000 robot to do what can be done with a smartwatch, but worse.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Musk's "self driving cars" murder three times more people than human drivers. So yeah, that's totally what I'd trust to defend me. And a smart watch can monitor my sleep just fine.

[-] whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social 6 points 4 days ago

An underpaid robot pilot overseas has the opportunity to do something very funny

If you can't get a self driving car to work, something that literally follows lines and panned routes, you're gonna suck at robotics and AI..

[-] TomMasz@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

If I believed in a Hell, this would be it.

[-] XPost3000@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago
[-] glimse@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago
[-] reddfugee@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Uncharles, no!

[-] richardwallass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

But can you fuck it?

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