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[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 118 points 6 days ago

It is said that “Spam” is short for “spiced ham.”

This photo also includes spiced rum.

The photographer is having Spam and Spum.

[-] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago
[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago

Sounds like an obscure roman dish

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago

nah, Austrian.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 5 days ago

naw, that's doormice

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 12 points 6 days ago

Spum

so that's the first reason !

[-] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago
[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Ren and Stimpy makes me so uncomfortable after learning that John K. was a groomer pedo. Made all that much worse by him hiring his victim ("intern"), and recording BtS commentary while seated next to her. I was so disgusted by how many times I watched the cartoons and interviews, only to realize in retrospect that what looked like a young animator who was shy while speaking camera was actually a victim being pressured into praising her abuser in front of an audience.

[-] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

...oh. i had heard he was "controversial" but uh not to that extent.

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[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

So what is Rum made from corn called?

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The Soviets during WWII called Spam "second front" because they were a little tetchy about having to fight Hitler mostly by themselves for most of their part of the war.

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[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 54 points 6 days ago

This person packed captain Morgan’s to drink neat, and spam.

I do not want to go camping with this gastronomist.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I'd rather be camping with this guy than the guy who brings everything and makes biscuits and gravy for breakfast.

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[-] xcutie@linux.community 37 points 5 days ago

Why not just drink straight from the bottle like any other Captain Morgan connaiseur?

[-] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago

It's Rum Spam.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Can't make a post about that

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

I thought the first worst reason for carving a hole in Spam was to make a weed pipe, but then I realized what OP probably actually meant.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I 100% guarantee that some stoner has smoked out of a block of spam. I have no idea who that person would be, but I promise that they exist and have done it.

I've used potatoes and apples personally. Never used Spam because it never occurred to me to do so.

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

All we know is that they're definitely Appalachian or Hawaiian

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[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

First is to eat it.

Third is to fuck it.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

Bruh. Eat the spam, now can is cup. Pour small amount, now cup is shot glass.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago

Everyone gets all judgy until they get rubbed off with warm SPAM, then suddenly it's all "dark corners of the Internet" and raised pulse in the canned meat isle.

[-] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 days ago

not an expert on rum, but isn't captain morgan some bottom shelf shit?

[-] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

The higher the rank of the sailor on the bottle, the worse the rum.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

Yeah, General Reginald Longbottom's Genuine Navy Rum is FOUL!

Recruit Rum on the other hand..

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

You know it's bad because Navies have Admirals

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That's actually the reason for MOST bad things!

Before someone decided that there should be admirals, things were mostly fine everywhere 🤷

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[-] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago

kraken eats them all

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago

I think simply being a recognized brand automatically qualifies it as middle shelf, but I might be wrong 🤷

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[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"Spiced Rum"

Swill you would never touch if its actual taste wasn't covered by additives.

[-] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

The label says premium, so...

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[-] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 9 points 6 days ago

How is this not OK when rum ham is considered a delicacy?

[-] mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca 8 points 6 days ago

Oh yuck! Maybe something high proof like Wild Turkey so it really burns so you can’t taste shit

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

First worst reason: pipe fittings.

[-] ivanovsky@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

If he was going to commit crimes against humanity anyways, why not just use the fucking empty can of spam sitting right there (and chase it with a bite of spam)?

[-] cpaq47@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Also, who brings a shit glass camping?

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

The scout motto is, "Be Prepared." They never said for what.

[-] twack@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

That spam is sliced in half.

There are two of these heathens.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Or he saved the other half for the first worst reason…

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago
[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 5 days ago

I too get horny after I smoke

[-] trslim@pawb.social 2 points 5 days ago

I know what the first reason is because of Fallout New Vegas :(

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[-] phantomwormhole@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 6 days ago

That's amateur hour. Whip out a jar of peanut butter and go wild!

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