It is said that “Spam” is short for “spiced ham.”
This photo also includes spiced rum.
The photographer is having Spam and Spum.
Thanks, I hate it.
Spaum
Sounds like an obscure roman dish
nah, Austrian.
Spum
so that's the first reason !
Common misconception. Spam is actually short for "is this SuPposed to be hAM?"
Ren and Stimpy makes me so uncomfortable after learning that John K. was a groomer pedo. Made all that much worse by him hiring his victim ("intern"), and recording BtS commentary while seated next to her. I was so disgusted by how many times I watched the cartoons and interviews, only to realize in retrospect that what looked like a young animator who was shy while speaking camera was actually a victim being pressured into praising her abuser in front of an audience.
...oh. i had heard he was "controversial" but uh not to that extent.
The Soviets during WWII called Spam "second front" because they were a little tetchy about having to fight Hitler mostly by themselves for most of their part of the war.
Guess they shouldn't have made an alliance with Hitler.
So what is Rum made from corn called?
Com
This person packed captain Morgan’s to drink neat, and spam.
I do not want to go camping with this gastronomist.
You don’t know … it could be rum and coke in that spam glass 💀
I'd rather be camping with this guy than the guy who brings everything and makes biscuits and gravy for breakfast.
Why not just drink straight from the bottle like any other Captain Morgan connaiseur?
It's Rum Spam.
Can't make a post about that
They could just drink from the bottle, yes. But, then they wouldn't have the inspiration of the spam cup for afterwards.
I thought the first worst reason for carving a hole in Spam was to make a weed pipe, but then I realized what OP probably actually meant.
Ya, it’s fer fuckin’.
I read this in Horatio McCallister's voice
I 100% guarantee that some stoner has smoked out of a block of spam. I have no idea who that person would be, but I promise that they exist and have done it.
I've used potatoes and apples personally. Never used Spam because it never occurred to me to do so.
Everyone gets all judgy until they get rubbed off with warm SPAM, then suddenly it's all "dark corners of the Internet" and raised pulse in the canned meat isle.
How is this not OK when rum ham is considered a delicacy?
First is to eat it.
Third is to fuck it.
not an expert on rum, but isn't captain morgan some bottom shelf shit?
The higher the rank of the sailor on the bottle, the worse the rum.
Yeah, General Reginald Longbottom's Genuine Navy Rum is FOUL!
Recruit Rum on the other hand..
You know it's bad because Navies have Admirals
That's actually the reason for MOST bad things!
Before someone decided that there should be admirals, things were mostly fine everywhere 🤷
kraken eats them all
I think simply being a recognized brand automatically qualifies it as middle shelf, but I might be wrong 🤷
"Spiced Rum"
Swill you would never touch if its actual taste wasn't covered by additives.
The label says premium, so...
Oh yuck! Maybe something high proof like Wild Turkey so it really burns so you can’t taste shit
If he was going to commit crimes against humanity anyways, why not just use the fucking empty can of spam sitting right there (and chase it with a bite of spam)?
Bruh. Eat the spam, now can is cup. Pour small amount, now cup is shot glass.
Also, who brings a shit glass camping?
The scout motto is, "Be Prepared." They never said for what.
That comes after_
First worst reason: pipe fittings.
That's amateur hour. Whip out a jar of peanut butter and go wild!
That spam is sliced in half.
There are two of these heathens.
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