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[–] 162 points 8 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Lmao, did he admit to it on his bullshit social platform? (I refuse to visit to go see)

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  • [–] [S] 123 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    You can hear it on mic at 0:34, and trump immediately ends the press conference and has reporters cleared out.

    No idea who the woman in the green is, but she seems to not be as used to the smell as everyone else in this administration

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  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    It's Kathryn Burgum, wife of Interior Secretary (and former North Dakota governor) Doug Burgum.

    Being from North Dakota, you'd think she'd be used to the smell of manure.

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  • [–] 88 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    It's the United States of America, not America.

    America is the joint continents.

    That may be confusing to US citizens, because their president is incontinent.

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  • [–] 81 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Eyes on green. She heard it. She smells it. Can't unsmell it.

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  • [–] 58 points 8 months ago

    It's weird hearing it come out the other end.

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    [–] 44 points 8 months ago (13 children)

    Beyond just Trump, being an elected official should have a strictly enforced retirement age. I'm saying no one over 65.

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    [–] 39 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    I really hope the next magat trend is shitting themselves just to be like dear leader.

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  • [–] 36 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Should really have been posted to sh.itjust.works.

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    [–] 33 points 8 months ago

    hhahahahahaahhahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhaa

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    [–] 25 points 8 months ago

    "Emperor poops no pants"

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  • Hahahahahahaha holy shit!! (No pun intended)

    You can hear it loud and clear. 

    And then you see the lady in the back "scratching" her nose. Like you know something smells like shit. 

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    I thought this was going to be some "yeah, maybe, but probably wishful thinking". Nope.

    The woman behind him even turns to look immediately. Guess no one warned her to play it cool.

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I'm a Free Thinking Republican and Me and my Friends are about to POOP Our Pants in Public in Support of President Poopy Pants! Trump! Our Wives left us!

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    [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    It kinda looks like he farts at 16s, then at 34 he trusts a fart and loses.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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    Its real. Your can hear it.... See the reactions.... Then he quickly end the session and wants everyone out of the room immediately.

    Plus, listen as the open mic catches an intern saying something like "I don't want to do this again"

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  • About 33 seconds into the clip there is a squelching fart noise. It aligns with the lady in green's quickly-stifled horrified reaction. The fart noise had a wet component to the sound, as if liquid was oozing out in addition to gas. It's quite probable that he ended the meeting because he gave himself a mud ring and had to go wipe it and change his diaper.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 8 months ago

    It's such a perfect sound it really does seem fake, especially if you listen to it a couple times to be sure.

    Like the opposite of semantic satiation.

    After so many listens, it's stops being a fart sound and starts sounding like an obvious sound effect added in for gags.

    It just elicits a visual, you can tell with you ears it's not dry.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (5 children)
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    [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    I really enjoyed that his inSTINKt with a full diaper was to reach out and touch Mehmet Oz.

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