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[-] bulwark@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago

You mean "Our Computer", comrade.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 22 points 1 week ago

No OP means "their computer", as in the subscription renter is no longer the "owner" so prevented from doing things on it anymore.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They made a dad joke about communism and companies not considering what you buy really as your

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

AWS is the new communism comrade.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

That's a contradiction. AWS will make you poor and homeless and is driven by capitalistic pigs!

[-] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 1 week ago

I will say there was a period around the turn of the century where everything got very "My This, My That, My Everything" branded. I think after e-Everything but before iEverything. It felt like living in a world designed by a three-year-old in the "My" phase.

[-] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

Ugh, I still hate when something uses the "My____" format.

It always makes me thing of "Fisher Price My First ______" like I'm being belittled.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Whatever happened to that My Pillow guy?

Did he not put enough saliva on the ring? Did the leopards get him after they deported all the immigrant workers in his factory?

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

He did more crack than your entire bloodline has spent on existing.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

I get the feeling you didn’t prove him wrong in his prove him wrong challenge.

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Lol I did not. Your feelings are valid.

That said, I'm like 99% sure someone took his money for that after losing a court case

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

now he's the This Pillow guy.

[-] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

lawsuits and being a general dipshit hit him hard. But I bet he's still around, throwing money at some Super PAC.

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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago
[-] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

ESPECIALLY "My First Sony"!!!!!!!

[-] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Made tech support confusing.

"Okay, so open My Computer"

"Your computer?"

"No, your 'My Computer' "

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Well, "This Computer" doesn't improve it much.

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Hah, I used to do tech support and this is spot on. Then again, that was happening no matter what. "Click the 'X' in the corner of the window" would have them pressing the X key on the keyboard or asking "what's a window?".

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

Microsoft started it in 1995 with "my computer" on windows 95. They replaced it with "computer" just 12 years later with Vista.

[-] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 week ago

You're not wrong but fuck you for pointing this out. Anyways have you heard about Linux?

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 33 points 1 week ago

I always have a minute to talk about our lord and savior

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

His name is Linux Christ, show some fucking respect

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[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago
[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

People fucking laughed at me when I said this was coming.

WAAAAYLP, here we are

[-] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

If the mother country wasn't going full on Nazi, as someone who wouldn't install Windows on anything in my household, I would unironically have used that to test cross-platform-compatibility of my software. Although last time I was looking for renting a VM only for a week or two.

But fuck this, I will no longer care about Windows compatibility.

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Please correct me if needed, but why? This is the epitome of anti-cross platform.

It's as close to negative platform as you could possibly get.

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[-] pricklypearbear@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Is this online only? That sounds like a very bad time.

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Minimal OS thin client, everything will be online/cloud storage

[-] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Looking at the reviews about assets being accessible...yes sir, that is what business based vpns are for.

[-] ironcrotch@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Holy word salad, Batman.

“We needed a purpose-built device on the shop floor that could fit for our new, collaborative approach. Windows 365 Link devices were exactly the solution we envisioned to enable our workers to access their assets in the cloud.”

[-] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

soon coming to a server near you .... and this kids, is why we self host ....

"The cloud is just someone else's computer"

Also related: https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2026/01/22/microsoft-gave-fbi-keys-to-unlock-bitlocker-encrypted-data/

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

If you must stay on windows, use a real encryption software like Veracrypt to protect your disk. Its the successor to TrueCrypt and supports pre-boot auth and all kinds of real encryption methods that won't be broken by a shit vendor being a dick

https://veracrypt.jp/en/Home.html

[-] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Nobody wants to admit this, but you didn't own your Windows 8/7/Vista/XP PC either. Or any of the previous iterations, or any MacOS devices.

It was just less noticeable and invasive. Same idea, same process, but simply closer to 'in early development' than to 'final build'.

Windows 11 isn't the problem. The problem started long before at least half of us were even born. Until recently most ignored it, because it 'wasn't that bad'. Then it got really bad.

[-] rothaine@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

I think the attitude definite changed. If your computer crashed, it used to be like "pretty please send us a crash report? It will help us figure stuff out and we promise we'll be good with your data 🥺", and now it's like "I will collect OUR data all the time. If you want to disable this feature, run this archaic registry command, and even then I'll still ask repeatedly. Oh, and I'll turn it back on a few months anyway. Fuck you"

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

At least back in the day you had to install the malware, either intentionally or accidentally. Now it's built in and by the people you trusted.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I'm not technically allowed to sell the Lenovo laptop I bought earlier this year unless I get permission from the US Govt. It says so right on the invoice

Jokes on them, I'm selling it anyway hah ha.

Does anyone else hear the sound of chinooks?

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[-] Ja7sh_The_Donkey@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

This personal computer.

am I missing something?

[-] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Like, fuck Microsoft, but this is just adapting to a world where people regularly have multiple computers on a network. ESPECIALLY business computers, which are the bread and butter of Microsoft's income.

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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Even at the time where it still stated "My Computer" it was already theirs. Because you could not access or modify a lot of system files.

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

No. You could. It was just more work and you could fubar things if you messed up. Playing around in the registry editor could get you places.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Only if you weren't brave enough.

[-] bryndos@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

Or if you didn't have Exroidal the Windows Wizard to hold your hand.

https://web.archive.org/web/20120722030922/http://www.vorck.com/windows/2ksp5.html

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