I see no reason you'd ever want a dictator, but I admit that sometimes, I wish I could unilaterally amend the US Constitution. I'd be able to fix campaign finance, voting methods, gerrymandering, looting the government by the rich, and a whole bunch of other crap all at once.

All I could think about while watching Carney’s speech, aside from how much I’d forgotten what a real leader sounded like, was what kind of bullshit word salad the orange asshole would belch out of his McDonalds hole.

Sometimes you need a massive stroke

-the world says

sometimes you need to aim an inch more to the right.

Some of us said this would happen. You called us "gloom-and-doomers."

Sometimes you need a dictator.

Yeah, for target practice.

Sometimes a country needs a political assassination.

So this is when the revolt happens right? Surely this is the last straw, right America?

Or is he just joking again? Because words don't matter and he tweets his policy notes.

I'll sit and wait for the spineless Americans to rise up against tyranny, 2a and all the other self-aggrandizing bullshit you bootlickers spew.

What are the odds that he tries to invade Iceland as well just because he can't admit that he got the name wrong?

To water the tree of liberty with?

Sometimes you need assassinations too…

Didn't he help depose a dictator recently?

Ironic.

Sometimes you need an assassination as well it seems.

Sometimes you need a guy on a grassy knoll.

Nobody EVER needs a dictator. That rotten orange shit pile refuses to see that.

NRA, remember about rising against dictators?

You know what? He's right. We needed a dictator who wouldn't care about political appearances and would have thrown his demented ass into prison like he fucking deserves.

Instead we got Malarkey Joe and the coward of the century Merrick Garland as AG. :/

A Democrat president would be killed for saying this shit

Edit: just saw this. So fucking embarrassing...

he continued to demand the US take over Greenland (which he repeatedly referred to as "Iceland")

Can't even get the name right of the country he's been convinced he needs to invade

I, (state name of enlistee), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. (So help me God)."

I think he should have advised people to read Machiavelli's The Prince.

I heard that the sheer volume of shitty ideas that come out of his mouth means he never even has to poop.

Perhaps America needs a Purge.

And sometimes you always don’t.

“We had a good speech, we got great reviews. I can’t believe it, we got good reviews on that speech,” Trump said of the widely mocked address in which he continued to demand the US take over Greenland (which he repeatedly referred to as “Iceland”) and made new tariff threats against Canada and Europe if they resist the annexation.

Iceland is probably the next country to get taken over due to it's stategically important position for the control of the arctic sea.

Can you imagine how different the world would have been if trump didn't move his head a ¼ of a second earlier

We actually don't need a dictator in the United states. Seriously!

Would he say that if Kamala won?

The masks are already off. The bastard sees he's in a position bigger than WWE.