Kirby is a kulak, it had to be done.

Kirby is a treatlerite. He will massacre several different communities in order to retrieve a slice of strawberry cake despite the fact that he can eat almost anything.

Kirby ate Stalin and gained the power of a huge spoon to eat all the grain, he had to be stopped.

oh. shit oh fuck. Im sorry Kirby

Communism was the real Nightmare in Dreamland

Kirby can suck anyone according to his ability, and be anyone according to his need.

I'm a revisionist now and it is your fault