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[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 198 points 1 month ago

I mean... pretty sure that's satire. The last sentence has "why waste time say lot word when few do trick" energy.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They really made every possible error with there vs they're and all those common things as well. Gotta be satire/rage bait. 😄

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Its hard to no 4 shur thems dais.

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Review trolling is a subtle art that should be financed with government grants.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

The majority of users on this platform just don't recognise satire until someone points it out.

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago

It’s because there are people who actually hold this opinion.

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[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Or sarcasm.

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[-] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Sure, but back when I was on Meta, there were plenty of people that typed like this.

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[-] plm00@lemmy.ml 55 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of this review for a school.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Were they trying to say "disgrace to society?" I don't speak dipshit.

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Yes, you translated that right. Congratulations, you've learned another language.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] 69420@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

There's a little dipshit inside all of us.

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 21 points 1 month ago
[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

Rating bullying on a scale of 1 to 5 is such a confusing way of doing it.

Does the bullying have to be of a high quality with lots of originality in order to get a 5/5

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[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 month ago

Wait until Kim finds out a vast majority of public libraries also offer free Internet access...

[-] Buffy@libretechni.ca 34 points 1 month ago

It might be satire but this is definitely a reflection of the truth for many. Take this as a sign to support your public library, they shouldn't be taken for granted.

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[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

even if you have no use for the library, please get a library card,

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Reminds me, gotta renew my library card

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[-] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 24 points 1 month ago

When internet....

WHO CARE ABOUT BOOK?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Who cares about supermarket when McDoland?

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

She’s going to be the next president of the United States

[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago
[-] bananasuit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

We are all in drag on this blessed day

[-] Wessynessy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Has to be satire

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago

15 other users found this review helpful

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

A library is a place you go when you are a rebellious teenager and your parents didn't want you to have a computer (or maybe you had one but you being a dumb kid broke it), so you went there to get away from parents and use the library computer.

(Yes I went to the library just to play some browser based Unity FPS game, cuz my laptop stopped working, that's me "playing outside" lol)

(Also if your parents are poor and can't afford a computer or internet access)

Also if you hate a teacher and wanted to skip class. (Okay kids please don't skip class, I was depressed and hated that class okay)

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[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

It's like she got dumber as she wrote it.

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 15 points 1 month ago

Why use many word when few word do

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It's satire, but Americans as dumb and ignorant as her portrayal exist and are numerous. They just wouldn't even step into a library, lol.

[-] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

review trolling -_- not gonna bait me.

she ain't no masterbaiter

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago

There is an actual zero percentage chance this is real.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Can't say which is funnier, the joke or the people taking it seriously.

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I've known someone who spoke like that in real life unfortunately. She might have had about the same literacy levels and opinions.

I wish it was 0% but it's at least 20%.

Why not higher? They couldn't really use a phone either, and this person somehow does.

[-] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I know it's a joke but that pic is on point. Proud grandmother of 25

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[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[-] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

This cunt is allowed to vote. Just think about that for a little while.

Might also be a troll review, but Poe's Law is in full effect now a days and there's people who legitimately think like this.

[-] vidi_vici_veni@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

I fully agree with this comment. It is not only libraries, but the entire publishing ecosystem that needs to change:

  1. Governments could host public servers for books, allowing everyone to download and read them freely.
  2. Authors should also be free to upload their own books and be compensated through tax funding, based on actual downloads or verified readership.
  3. Ideally, this would be supported by dedicated software—or even specialized reading devices—that can measure readership more accurately.
  4. For scientific and technical books, some form of professional review or certification could be used to increase their weight in the system, while purely entertainment content could be weighted less.
  5. Countries that share the same language could collaborate by pooling their book servers, creating shared linguistic knowledge spaces and reducing duplication of infrastructure.
[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Libraries also provide help when filing taxes.
Even if that internet thing was a argument.

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[-] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] ShamanRonin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Ah. Katy, Texas I presume. Anyway, this is so aggressively American. We’re fucked.

Satire or not.

[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

I have a more gooder books at home

[-] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

I am thinking that maybe this is a sarcasm? A little jokey joke perhaps?

[-] skozzii@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Oh wow, I'm so used to reading MAGA comments I had to re-read it to notice all the errors.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

This reads like a Trump tweet.

[-] Shamber@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The level of English language this review is written in, is enough evidence as to why we actually need those libraries...we're fucken doomed...and seriously fuck the Internet

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Of course she's upset. All they had were books and she can't read!

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